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Post by E on Dec 24, 2009 9:49:01 GMT -5
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?
Santa stops at three hoes.
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Post by Ouch on Dec 24, 2009 11:10:55 GMT -5
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Santa stops at three hoes. He also only has one Vixen...
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Post by doe on Dec 25, 2009 8:46:01 GMT -5
doe...you are aware of the meaning of 'ho' in the US? You know Triassic [substitute the name of the day here], the thought did cross my mind that someone might go down this road before I changed my name yesterday. Given the time of year and the imminent arrival of the bearded portly, jolly man dressed in red I had assumed that the ho would have been appropriately interpreted in that context. Do US Santas not say HO HO HO? They do in the movies.
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Post by doe on Dec 25, 2009 8:52:39 GMT -5
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Santa stops at three hoes. Poor old Tiger is paying for his sins. If his unknown next door neighbour did the same thing, no one would have ever heard a word about it. Yes, poor old Tiger and his multiple hoes... he obviously enjoys digging around in gardens that are not his own ;D. Sad thing is, most of the guys I have spoken to about this recently (nobody from the board) actually think he's a bloody legend .
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Post by Ouch on Dec 26, 2009 5:17:17 GMT -5
Poor old Tiger is paying for his sins. If his unknown next door neighbour did the same thing, no one would have ever heard a word about it. Yes, poor old Tiger and his multiple hoes... he obviously enjoys digging around in gardens that are not his own ;D. Sad thing is, most of the guys I have spoken to about this recently (nobody from the board) actually think he's a bloody legend . I think he's a complete moron. His wife was better than any of the women he has been linked to (at least in terms of externalities). Most men I know would kill for a wife like Tiger's.
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Post by Triassic on Dec 26, 2009 9:05:28 GMT -5
i disagree. i find his wife boring-looking; too blond, too skinny, too sharp-featured. she IS what most males seem to dig, tho...
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Post by Pony on Dec 26, 2009 12:55:56 GMT -5
Well, Tiger's just HUMAN...not sayin it was justified, but when you're a very rich celebrity (the BIGGEST), young, goodlookin and HOTASS chicks are available, it becomes hard not to explore situations. Even on a smaller scale of celeb-ism, it can be hard not to grab what's dangling before you. Rock stars seemed to gravitate towards, either, drugs or sex to get high, maybe Tiger was getting just getting high. I still think the dude is legendary and has meant BILLIONS to golf, which I'm not even a great fan of, unless Tiger's in the hunt on a Sunday afternoon. The other players are fat, geeky, BORING and not athletic!!
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Post by Phil on Dec 26, 2009 15:03:54 GMT -5
Billy Joel (far from GQ material, lol) cheated on Christie Brinkley. If that's not proof that men are stupid, I don't know what is ;D Power, money, celebrity status, they all add up to trouble. And though I agree with Tony, one area I don't agree with is the looks department. Just look at the last US Presidents. FDR, Eisenhower, JFK, Nixon, Reagan, Clinton... a lot of these guys weren't exactly strong in the "looks" department yet they all had mistresses. Then look at rock stars. Heck, just look at the Rolling Stones members. Keith Richards, Ron Wood, Charlie Watts & Jagger. These UGLY old guys wouldn't be bedding 20 year olds if it weren't for who they are. Men are total pigs. Ask any (honest) guy and he'll tell you that, lol. I think a big part is the excitement factor. I think a lot of guys cheat just for that. Tiger Woods, Mick Jagger, guys like that have seen and done things in their careers that become so ordinary after time. We'd love to have 35,000 fans screaming for our music. To them, it's ho hum stuff. So they cheat, and drug themselves, in order to find something adventurous in life. That's my theory. Along with the All men are pigs belief.
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Post by Phil on Dec 26, 2009 16:18:07 GMT -5
Case in point: India governor, 86, resigns after 3-woman sex tape By Omer Farooq Associated Press Writer / December 26, 2009
HYDERABAD, India—The 86-year-old governor of a southern Indian state resigned Saturday, a day after a television news channel broadcast a tape allegedly showing him in bed with three women, an official said.
Gov. Narain Dutt Tiwari's office has denied the allegation, denouncing the tape as fabricated.
Tiwari, a veteran governing Congress party leader in Andhra Pradesh state, sent his resignation letter to the Indian president on Saturday, citing health reasons, a state official said on condition of anonymity as he was not authorized to talk to reporters.
The scandal hit as Andhra Pradesh is engulfed in social unrest. Outrage over a delay in creating a new state there erupted into violent demonstrations in several cities earlier this week.
Pressure mounted on Tiwari to quit after the tape allegedly showing him in bed with three women was broadcast Friday, prompting the opposition and women's right groups to hold street protests in Hyderabad, the state capital, demanding his resignation.
A statement issued on Friday by Aryendra Sharma, an aide to the governor, said "the news channel report is fabricated, false and malicious to tarnish the image of the governor."
The television channel ABN Andhra Jyoti News, broadcast the tape, said it was made in a sting operation. The three women were from his northern home state of Uttrakhand, it claimed.
They were brought to Hyderabad by another woman who was allegedly promised a mining lease by the governor in return for sexual favors, the television channel claimed.
The woman said she decided to expose Tiwari through a sting operation after he did not keep his promise, the channel said.
A court stopped the channel from broadcasting the tape again later Friday after a petition filed by Sharma, the governor's aide, who said the video was "likely to demean and denigrate his office."
Tiwari had earlier served as the top elected official of northern Uttar Pradesh and Uttrakhand states and as a federal minister. 86 years old and he's got a fourway tag team going on, lol. I tip my het to him, lol.
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Post by Triassic on Dec 26, 2009 23:07:39 GMT -5
naw, the other chix were there so she'd have someone to talk to if he fell asleep!
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Post by Inigo Montoya on Dec 26, 2009 23:24:56 GMT -5
This is why I regard Viagra as both a blessing and a curse.
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Post by Inigo Montoya on Dec 27, 2009 13:14:00 GMT -5
Clover if the guy had to use viagra it was only to stop himself from rolling off the bed. I'm having a dur du dur moment... but... I don't understand. Is it because you have great faith in the erection of an 86 year old guy? Or is it the mouth thing? He's gonna have to be something really special, at a wizened 86 years old, for me to lurk about waiting my turn... because if there's more than two people in the room somebody better be good at multi-tasking...
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Post by doe on Dec 28, 2009 3:01:45 GMT -5
Viagra - LOL - just ask Hugh Hefner about that. His surgically enhanced bimbettes are certainly not hanging around for his conversation or dress sense. Its all about the size of his wallet and his mansion .
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Post by Phil on Dec 29, 2009 20:07:39 GMT -5
Viagra - LOL - just ask Hugh Hefner about that. His surgically enhanced bimbettes are certainly not hanging around for his conversation or dress sense. Its all about the size of his wallet and his mansion . So, size does matter?
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Post by doe on Dec 30, 2009 1:47:10 GMT -5
Viagra - LOL - just ask Hugh Hefner about that. His surgically enhanced bimbettes are certainly not hanging around for his conversation or dress sense. Its all about the size of his wallet and his mansion . So, size does matter? Apparently yes... every surgically enhanced bimbette I have ever asked said she wouldn't have gone under the knife for anything less than double D's !
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