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Post by Deleted on Feb 23, 2015 19:13:57 GMT -5
I am a single disabled man looking for a dev. My personality can best be described as "sterile," and I bring an uncomfortable energy to any room I am in. My friends call me "The Silver Fox" because I have made a living buying cheap silver from desperate people during their worst moments in life, and reselling it at exorbitant prices in my various jewelry chains around the country. Though I am a para I ride in a top notch power chair, because pushing is for poor people. I enjoy eating at the Golden Corral but I don't like shrimp. Shrimp tastes like fish and it just ruins my whole night.
After my ex-wife shot me in the spine for being an irredeemable prick I received a 2 million dollar settlement. Should I choose to accept you, I am willing to offer any interested dev a car of your choosing, not to exceed the price of 100,000 dollars. Of course we will be getting married as well, not that I was worried about you just taking the car and then breaking up with me. I prefer blondes who don't mind a bit of hair pulling. Russian/Slavic accent is preferable. I will pay for any classes you may have to take to fake this accent.
You can post your pics here.
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Post by Ruby on Feb 23, 2015 19:32:15 GMT -5
Bahahahahahahahahahaha!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 23, 2015 19:33:22 GMT -5
I think my avatar says it all.... hehehehe wow.
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Post by Inigo Montoya on Feb 23, 2015 19:59:19 GMT -5
Is there anything, you know, SPECIAL special in it for the dev? Besides a car?  |
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Post by AlrightyAphrodite on Feb 23, 2015 20:13:54 GMT -5
Please girls, this guy is a faker! You know how I know?
No one would admit to eating at Golden Corral. No one.
QED
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Post by Inigo Montoya on Feb 23, 2015 20:17:11 GMT -5
The disappointment! It's so great! I'm crushed!  |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 23, 2015 20:25:30 GMT -5
Alas, I am decidedly not blonde. I guess I'll have to go drown my tears in a glass of whiskey...
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Post by ryonbizark on Feb 23, 2015 20:27:39 GMT -5
That is the greatest thing I've ever read. I hope you're real so we can friends.
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Post by luvonwheelz on Feb 23, 2015 21:05:39 GMT -5
I might know a guy woman. View AttachmentIs there a finder fee for a wheeler that helps you out? Leave Ms Jinx Monsoon out of this, she is still a boy 90% of the time lol. |
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Post by luvonwheelz on Feb 23, 2015 21:18:03 GMT -5
Here, this is Carmen, she has boobies and still has her boy hoo ha. My ex is besties with her. I'd be willing to split the $100K and we can both get a new car BB. Attachments:
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Post by Deleted on Feb 23, 2015 23:10:44 GMT -5
Here, this is Carmen, she has boobies and still has her boy hoo ha. My ex is besties with her. I'd be willing to split the $100K and we can both get a new car BB. I will not accept a woman who has larger breasts than I do. B CUPS AND BELOW ONLY!!!! I'm the man in this relationship and I have the biggest everything. Now, a certain someone here who likens herself to the Greek Goddess of love has somewhat unlovingly referred to me as a "faker". I assure you all, this post is 100 percent real and there is a 100,000 dollar car waiting for any woman who wants a piece of this pimpin para prince. There's no money for anybody who wants to talk shit about Golden Corral though. Inigo Montoya you are a very beautiful woman. If I look at each half of your hair separately, it looks like the silhouettes of two Elvises touching heads, much like I envision my future relationship with my future wife to be. Maybe I will consider you. |
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Post by Emma on Feb 23, 2015 23:25:46 GMT -5
Though I am a para I ride in a top notch power chair, because pushing is for poor people. Zaphod??? |
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Post by Hopper on Feb 24, 2015 4:04:46 GMT -5
Well, being a silversmith, you could save on Wedding Rings. Think of the incentive ladies.  Right, time for SR's Theme Song (with sincere apologies to Darren Matthews): |
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Post by queenjane on Feb 24, 2015 8:08:29 GMT -5
I've finally found him, the Three Wolf Moon Shirt reviewer ("Dual Function Design"). Walking IS such a drag, seems like you've since fixed that problem. |
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Post by JW on Feb 24, 2015 10:51:20 GMT -5
Well....... that was interesting.   |
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