imupforanything
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Post by imupforanything on Mar 1, 2023 21:55:35 GMT -5
I wish my dogs would live as long as humans. Granted! By the time you are one year old you and your seven paternal twins are all with your life partners. By two you have already given birth to five kids. After your great, great, great, great, grand kids are born you reflect back on just how wonderful your life has been but your now almost twelve years old and beginning to feel the pangs of aging. You spend your remaining time with your beloved dog as you both enjoy your elder years with each other. |
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Post by zacc on Mar 1, 2023 23:16:59 GMT -5
I wish I could talk to and understand animals But it turns out they have terrible humor and only make poop jokes. I wish I were impervious to cold. |
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Post by atlwheelin on Mar 2, 2023 8:27:46 GMT -5
But it turns out they have terrible humor and only make poop jokes. I wish I were impervious to cold. Granted, but you'll endure hot flashes for the remainder of your days. I wish we had an answer on preventing mass shootings in America. |
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Post by IcarusFellOnce on Mar 2, 2023 9:17:31 GMT -5
I wish I had the super power to clone myself so that I could live all experiences and get it all done....
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Post by ayla on Mar 2, 2023 10:13:16 GMT -5
I wish I had the super power to clone myself so that I could live all experiences and get it all done.... Granted, but none of your clones are aware of one another so you'll never know that "you" have had all these experiences. I wish I could eat anything I wanted without any impact on my body/health. |
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Post by Braced4Impact on Mar 2, 2023 10:27:54 GMT -5
Granted! But now everyone else is. I wish my dogs would live as long as humans. Dammit, you're gonna destroy the sacred human years to dog years ratio.  Speaking of dogs, I wish I was one to be pampered by my owner. Doggy hugs, food, and scratches included. Woof! |
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Post by anonymitea on Mar 2, 2023 13:35:03 GMT -5
I wish I could eat anything I wanted without any impact on my body/health. Granted, but everything you eat now tastes like black licorice
I wish I had the power to visit different fantasy universes at will
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Post by Sir Paul on Mar 2, 2023 14:11:16 GMT -5
I wish I had the power to visit different fantasy universes at will But unfortunately your job won't give you the time off  I wish that I had perfect memory recall. |
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Post by Braced4Impact on Mar 2, 2023 14:31:05 GMT -5
I wish I could eat anything I wanted without any impact on my body/health. Granted, but everything you eat now tastes like black licorice
I wish I had the power to visit different fantasy universes at will
Oh that is pure evil.
And...each time you do, you're chased by whatever monsters exist in it |
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imupforanything
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Post by imupforanything on Mar 2, 2023 14:32:46 GMT -5
I wish that I had perfect memory recall. Granted, but only the memories you have now, you can't retain new memories. |
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Post by ayla on Mar 2, 2023 15:39:01 GMT -5
I wish I could eat anything I wanted without any impact on my body/health. Granted, but everything you eat now tastes like black licorice
I wish I had the power to visit different fantasy universes at will
Mwahahaha, I've foiled you! I'm one of the 0.01% of people that actually loves black licorice! But actually when I contemplate tasting ONLY black licorice forever...ok, yeah, I didn't foil you -- that's definitely a curse lol |
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Post by imupforanything on Mar 2, 2023 15:45:50 GMT -5
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