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Post by forloveofneedles on Jan 19, 2012 9:42:12 GMT -5
So...because of the dating site talk, i have looked at a couple avenues that people use to get dates. I have had the serious lulzzz over personal ads on craigslist. It should literally be called" how to never get a date". Now what i really want to know is....
Have you ever posted one of these ads? If you did, what would it say?
If you've ever looked at these sites, what is the best and worst things you've ever heard?
Find the craigslist personals for your area and post the most awesome/horrible/ full of rediculousness one you can find and post it here for me! I wanna know, i really do. Ill even come up with a hypothetical response. It'll be fun, you know it will.
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Post by Lord Chatterley on Jan 19, 2012 18:13:59 GMT -5
If you've ever looked at these sites, what is the best and worst things you've ever heard? LC |
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Post by Peony on Jan 19, 2012 18:15:45 GMT -5
If you've ever looked at these sites, what is the best and worst things you've ever heard? LC And what was the worst? |
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Post by forloveofneedles on Jan 19, 2012 18:25:02 GMT -5
hahahahaha lol @ both of you. i wonder how he knew i loved sour cream?
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Post by Corey on Jan 20, 2012 12:07:52 GMT -5
the sour cream guy is a tough act to follow
i just found a lot of people wanting to get married or have babies immediately, as in tonight
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Post by forloveofneedles on Jan 20, 2012 12:22:34 GMT -5
i found a lot of people wanting to do the thing that leads to babies. very graphically.
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Post by forloveofneedles on Jan 20, 2012 13:18:17 GMT -5
i found a lot of people wanting to do the thing that leads to babies. very graphically. Artificial insemination? ;-) that...and like 50 other ways. i was like...  and then i was like.. O.o |
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Post by ruthmadison on Jan 20, 2012 15:17:47 GMT -5
Fun!
"White girls suck, to much drama. Friend of mine told me other women do it better so i am dying to find out. 6'2, attractive, trade school student and full time construction worker. Gentlemen as well as tough. Size doesnt matter must be under 30 pic 4 pic something unusual in subject box or no response "
Then there's the "I want to get you pregnant" subject line, which I couldn't read the message of because an enormous picture of a penis came up with the post and I'm at work.
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Post by Lord Chatterley on Jan 20, 2012 15:25:38 GMT -5
"Angry, simple-minded, balding, partially blind ex-circus flipper boy with a passion for covering lovers in sour cream and gravy seeks exotic, heavily tattooed piercing fanatic, preferably hairy and stinky, either sex, for whippings, bizarre sex and fashion consulting. No freaks."LC And what was the worst?  |
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Post by forloveofneedles on Jan 20, 2012 15:35:09 GMT -5
Fun! "White girls suck, to much drama. Friend of mine told me other women do it better so i am dying to find out. 6'2, attractive, trade school student and full time construction worker. Gentlemen as well as tough. Size doesnt matter must be under 30 pic 4 pic something unusual in subject box or no response " Then there's the "I want to get you pregnant" subject line, which I couldn't read the message of because an enormous picture of a penis came up with the post and I'm at work. stupid work. stupid penises. also, you shouldnt always believe what your friends tell you, because drama isnt a gender or race role. I hope that guy catches something itchy. |
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Post by mattwallace48 on Jan 20, 2012 15:37:12 GMT -5
Here was one of my ads.
I would describe myself as intelligent, offbeat, respectful, thoughtful, supportive, and open with my feelings. I don't want a fling; I want a connection. I want someone to experience this fantastic life with together. You should message me if you are a stimulating, wholehearted, upbeat individual that is secure with oneself, and is open to exploring this amazing world of possibilities.
I'm really good at putting people at ease and having meaningful conversations. People often say that I'm a bit of a human encyclopedia. If you want a private tour guide, well I'm your guy. My mind is most important asset and I try to use it to my full potential. I push myself to constantly learn more and experience new things: I believe new experiences are key to a happy life. You must cherish everything life brings. Kick life's ass.
Spam sucks, so type: "Say Anything" in title
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Post by forloveofneedles on Jan 20, 2012 17:03:18 GMT -5
look i am alone wanting a mate
looking for older lady that wants a companion
possible relationship
must be rich to apply
see my dog below spoiled rotten
he expects nothing but the richest lady
strike a pose
for real i am 48 needing a older lady
thanks for looking sweet heart:
[yes he said "strike a pose" and yes he included two pictures of his dog. ha.]
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Post by devogirl on Jan 20, 2012 21:18:27 GMT -5
Mostly I saw guys posting pictures of their cocks. Seriously, does that ever work?
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Post by Emma on Jan 20, 2012 21:27:51 GMT -5
I'm so confused why anyone thinks posting a personals on Craigs List is a good idea.
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Post by forloveofneedles on Jan 20, 2012 21:53:56 GMT -5
Its absolutely not. thats what makes it so hilarious.
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and then i was like.. O.o
