Post by Claire on Apr 6, 2008 20:02:46 GMT -5
Natasha, since you seem so disappointed, for your amusement I will post for you MY latest encounter with a dev. Note, however, that I have met many intelligent, decent male devs who know how to spell and have some social skills. This, however, was not one of them.
Dude: its sooooo nice to meet you
Dude: is you in the pic?
Claire : lol, I had to see which pic
Claire : yes that's me
Dude: showing legs on a wheelchair
Claire : yup
Dude: barefoot
Claire : lol
Dude: mmm..bur r u para or transable
Claire : transabled
Dude: r u on wheelchair now
Dude: but can u walk ?
Claire : yes
Dude: i mean just one legs
Dude: i see
Dude: do u have webcam
Dude: or if i can ask u pics of u on wheelchair wearing high heels
Claire : no, sorry, I'm not really into that
Dude: how long since u use wheelchair
Dude: u r not into what?
Dude: talking about that?
Claire : not into webcams
Dude: its ok
Dude: are you sit on it now?
Claire : yes, I'm in it now
Dude: do u act like a rea para when u on it
Dude: i mean u use hands to move legs
Dude: m i bugging u with all my questions?
Claire : no, I don't pretend to be a para
Dude: just on wheelchair
Dude: ohh i thought u wanted be para
Claire : oh yes, I *do* want to be a para!
Dude: so u use n
Claire : I just don't pretend to be one
Dude: hands to move legs when ur on wheelchair
Claire : no, see...
Claire : if I pretend to be a para and then someone who knows me as a para sees me walking...then they'll obviously know I'm pretending
Claire : so while I do want to be a para, I don't pretend to be one
Claire : I just say I have trouble walking long distances and need to use a wheelchair sometimes
Dude: i see
Dude: why u have trouble walking long distance
Dude: ddo u have real disability?
Claire : I have BIID
Dude: what is
Claire : that *is* a real disability
Claire : Body Integrity Identity Disorder
Claire : www.biid-info.org
Dude: can u send me some pics Claire
Dude: in wich state do u live Claire
Claire : nope, no pix yet sorry
Dude: ok
Dude: do u also like men on wheelchairs
Claire : yes, I'm a devotee
Dude: would u like have numb legs?
Dude: its hard baby
Dude: could u feel me tuch your legs
Dude: dose your wheelchair have lower back support?
Claire : it has a low back
Dude: try to move your legs
Dude: dose they move hun?
Dude: ( I love to know u r para )
Claire : I'm sorry, I'm really not into being a devotee plaything
Claire : not to be mean, but it's not about that for me
Dude: ohh ok ok hun
Claire : sorry
Dude: can u explane how is
Dude: no no its ok
Dude: do u have bf
Claire : well, for me, being in a chair, wanting to be a para, pretending...none of that is sexual
Claire : I'm married and I have four kids
Dude: do u use wheelchair with them to
Claire : yes, sometimes
Dude: what your housbamnd think
Claire : doesn't like it much
Claire : but he accepts it
Dude: i see
Dude: btu if u see a man on wheelchair u get turned on?
Claire : sometimes
Claire : not every time
Dude: same as me
Claire : but I *am* a devotee yes
Claire : it's just that being in a chair isn't sexual for me
Dude: so would u like if i will act like i am a real para
Claire : honestly? not really
Dude: but if i was for real?
Claire : lol, I dunno, you ask a lot of questions
Dude: trying to understand Claire..hope i m really not bugging u with all my questions
Claire : no, it's okay
Claire : ok I'll tell you what I think...
Claire : I am not really into fantasy and play-acting on the Internet
Dude: ok
Claire : I know a lot of people like that but for me, it's REAL wheeling
Dude: i see
Claire : sorry! probably sounds boring to you
Dude: would you like have 2 numb lifeless legs?
Dude: no not at all Claire
Claire : yes
Dude: did u ever think to try to do somenthing to be para?
Dude: r u happy on wheelchair
Claire : I love it
Claire : I'm "myself" in a wheelchair
Dude: would u like atrhpophy legs
Claire : yeah
Claire : hey I have to go and get ready to go into town. My daughter has a doctor's appointment
Dude: pls can u send me just a couple of pics
Claire : no, no pix, sorry
Dude: r u far frome miami?
Claire : very far from Miami
Dude: i see ok..well see u later then..r u going on wheelchair?
Dude: do u have hands control to in your car?
Claire : nope, walking today, and no, no hand controls
Claire : gotta run...bye for now
Dude: u'll migth need it one day
Dude: maybe u'll be paralyzed for real soon
I'm utterly shocked if you made it this far, but that wasn't the worst conversation I ever had. The worst, which I unfortunately don't have a transcript of anymore, went something like this:
have you ever cathed yourself? (no) Do you have sexual fantasies of cathing yourself? (no) Does the idea of cathing yourself make you cream? (no) Does the idea of ME cathing MYSELF make you cream? (no)...
Dude: its sooooo nice to meet you
Dude: is you in the pic?
Claire : lol, I had to see which pic
Claire : yes that's me
Dude: showing legs on a wheelchair
Claire : yup
Dude: barefoot
Claire : lol
Dude: mmm..bur r u para or transable
Claire : transabled
Dude: r u on wheelchair now
Dude: but can u walk ?
Claire : yes
Dude: i mean just one legs
Dude: i see
Dude: do u have webcam
Dude: or if i can ask u pics of u on wheelchair wearing high heels
Claire : no, sorry, I'm not really into that
Dude: how long since u use wheelchair
Dude: u r not into what?
Dude: talking about that?
Claire : not into webcams
Dude: its ok
Dude: are you sit on it now?
Claire : yes, I'm in it now
Dude: do u act like a rea para when u on it
Dude: i mean u use hands to move legs
Dude: m i bugging u with all my questions?
Claire : no, I don't pretend to be a para
Dude: just on wheelchair
Dude: ohh i thought u wanted be para
Claire : oh yes, I *do* want to be a para!
Dude: so u use n
Claire : I just don't pretend to be one
Dude: hands to move legs when ur on wheelchair
Claire : no, see...
Claire : if I pretend to be a para and then someone who knows me as a para sees me walking...then they'll obviously know I'm pretending
Claire : so while I do want to be a para, I don't pretend to be one
Claire : I just say I have trouble walking long distances and need to use a wheelchair sometimes
Dude: i see
Dude: why u have trouble walking long distance
Dude: ddo u have real disability?
Claire : I have BIID
Dude: what is
Claire : that *is* a real disability
Claire : Body Integrity Identity Disorder
Claire : www.biid-info.org
Dude: can u send me some pics Claire
Dude: in wich state do u live Claire
Claire : nope, no pix yet sorry
Dude: ok
Dude: do u also like men on wheelchairs
Claire : yes, I'm a devotee
Dude: would u like have numb legs?
Dude: its hard baby
Dude: could u feel me tuch your legs
Dude: dose your wheelchair have lower back support?
Claire : it has a low back
Dude: try to move your legs
Dude: dose they move hun?
Dude: ( I love to know u r para )
Claire : I'm sorry, I'm really not into being a devotee plaything
Claire : not to be mean, but it's not about that for me
Dude: ohh ok ok hun
Claire : sorry
Dude: can u explane how is
Dude: no no its ok
Dude: do u have bf
Claire : well, for me, being in a chair, wanting to be a para, pretending...none of that is sexual
Claire : I'm married and I have four kids
Dude: do u use wheelchair with them to
Claire : yes, sometimes
Dude: what your housbamnd think
Claire : doesn't like it much
Claire : but he accepts it
Dude: i see
Dude: btu if u see a man on wheelchair u get turned on?
Claire : sometimes
Claire : not every time
Dude: same as me
Claire : but I *am* a devotee yes
Claire : it's just that being in a chair isn't sexual for me
Dude: so would u like if i will act like i am a real para
Claire : honestly? not really
Dude: but if i was for real?
Claire : lol, I dunno, you ask a lot of questions
Dude: trying to understand Claire..hope i m really not bugging u with all my questions
Claire : no, it's okay
Claire : ok I'll tell you what I think...
Claire : I am not really into fantasy and play-acting on the Internet
Dude: ok
Claire : I know a lot of people like that but for me, it's REAL wheeling
Dude: i see
Claire : sorry! probably sounds boring to you
Dude: would you like have 2 numb lifeless legs?
Dude: no not at all Claire
Claire : yes
Dude: did u ever think to try to do somenthing to be para?
Dude: r u happy on wheelchair
Claire : I love it
Claire : I'm "myself" in a wheelchair
Dude: would u like atrhpophy legs
Claire : yeah
Claire : hey I have to go and get ready to go into town. My daughter has a doctor's appointment
Dude: pls can u send me just a couple of pics
Claire : no, no pix, sorry
Dude: r u far frome miami?
Claire : very far from Miami
Dude: i see ok..well see u later then..r u going on wheelchair?
Dude: do u have hands control to in your car?
Claire : nope, walking today, and no, no hand controls
Claire : gotta run...bye for now
Dude: u'll migth need it one day
Dude: maybe u'll be paralyzed for real soon
I'm utterly shocked if you made it this far, but that wasn't the worst conversation I ever had. The worst, which I unfortunately don't have a transcript of anymore, went something like this:
have you ever cathed yourself? (no) Do you have sexual fantasies of cathing yourself? (no) Does the idea of cathing yourself make you cream? (no) Does the idea of ME cathing MYSELF make you cream? (no)...