Post by KingRichard on Jun 25, 2020 14:41:44 GMT -5
SEAGULLS! (Stop It Now)
SEAGULLS! (Stop It Now) Lyrics
[Yoda:]
Penny for your thoughts.
[Luke Skywalker:]
I hate Brenda, and a bad guy hit me in the shin, and I peed on all my pants
[Yoda:]
It's nothing a little music can't help.
[Yoda:]
Rockin'
Rockin' and rollin'
Down to the beach I'm strolling
But the seagulls poke at my head
Not fun!
I said "Seagulls... mmgh! Stop it now!"
Everyone told me
Not to stroll on that beach
Said seagulls gonna come
Poke me in the coconut
And they did
And they did
Had me goin' like
Nothing I could do but yell
When these birds attacked me
When I tried to run I fell
And then these kids start laughing
And then
Got hit in the neck with a hacky sack
Where'd it come from?
Now run, run, run, jump!
I can be a backpack while you run
Run, run, run, jump!
And stop
Put me down
I love to groove and boogie
Yeah
[Luke Skywalker:]
Great
[Yoda:]
Show you some dance moves
[Luke Skywalker:]
No, I don't want you to
[Yoda:]
If I had your giant feet
Out there on the beach
Could have outrun those birds
[Luke Skywalker:]
You're a psycho wiener!
[Yoda:]
Let me grab my beater
[R2D2:]
Stop it please!
[R2D2:]
Don't hit me
Please
Don't hit me
[Luke Skywalker:]
Come on man! Quit that banging
[Yoda:]
Hey, what's that stank?
[Luke Skywalker:]
You put a fish in our basket!
[Yoda:]
Oh, yeah!
I forgot I did that
[Luke Skywalker:]
You owe me an apology
[Yoda:]
Just hold your breath and see
When the time is right
Birds'll bite your face
Now run, run, run, jump!
I can be a backpack while you run
Swing from a hairy vine
I can be your backpack while you climb
Stand on one hand and lift
Rocks with your special gift
Run, run, run, jump!
Now breathe
That's good
Like that
Like that
One day I was walking and I found this big log
Then I rolled the log over
And underneath was a tiny little stick
And I was like, "That log had a child!"
Listen, boy
Someday when you are older
You could get hit by a boulder
While you're lying there
Screaming, "Come help me please!"
The seagulls poke your knees
Stop it now!
[Luke Skywalker:]
Whatever, you're sorta pitchy
[Yoda:]
Didn't like it?
[Luke Skywalker:]
Listen, man, I'm not your friend
[Yoda:]
Don't fall asleep
Don't fall asleep
MY STICK!
MY STICK! Lyrics
[Yoda:]
Hey
Where's the fire, son?
[Luke Skywalker:]
What the—
Oh no
[Yoda:]
Where you off to?
[Luke Skywalker:]
Just this party in the garden
[Yoda:]
Nice!
How 'bout I join you?
[Luke Skywalker:]
How about you don't?
[Yoda:]
Hmm?
Son?
Come back
Hey!
B— U— I told you to stop!
[*hums*]
Hmm
Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm
Now that's a fire!
Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm
Listen, son
Knock you in your head with my stick
With my stick
You gon' have a mark from my stick
From my stick
My stick, my stick
My stick is better than bacon
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
You can't touch my stick
[Luke Skywalker:]
I don't wanna!
[Yoda:]
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-phfrr
Yeah, you want my stick
Thunk your coconut with my stick
Look at my stick (Mm-hmm)
You gon' feel the wrath of my stick
Fear my stick!
My stick, my stick
My stick is better than bacon
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
You can't touch my stick
[Luke Skywalker:]
But it's just a stick!
[Yoda:]
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
It's my perfect stick
My stick is my friend born from a log
Everyone can see it's better than bacon
Why'd you get so crotchety and mean?
Look at my stick
Why'd you drink that creature's milk? It's green!
Got me sick!
My stick (My stick), my stick (My stick)
My stick is better than bacon
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
You can't use my stick
[Luke Skywalker:]
But it's just a stick!
[Yoda:]
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
Don't you like my stick?
[Luke Skywalker:]
No, it's just a stick!
[Yoda:]
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-bphfmm
It's my perfect stick
My stick and me take walks every day
Past the hooligans down by the ocean
When they laugh at my stick, then they learn
How my stick is much denser than bacon
Bought a little piggy and I let the little piggy run amok (So cute)
But when I would sleep, little piggy kept wakin' me up (Sold him)
People often fight about which birds are the best birds (Do they?)
But everybody can agree that seagulls are the worst
I kiss my stick, it's my stick
You can't pick up my stick
Keep your mitts off my stick
I disappear for years then reappear
Right here to cheer about my cool stick
When I was a little bitty kid
Little bitty kid
I had not yet found my mighty stick
Then I did! Mm-hmmm
[Luke Skywalker:]
I could break your stick usin' just my brain
[Yoda:]
My stick?!
[Luke Skywalker:]
I could make you wish you couldn't feel pain
[Yoda:]
Not my stick! Hmm-mm
My stick (My stick), my stick (My stick)
My stick is better than bacon!
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
You can't touch my stick
[Luke Skywalker:]
I don't want your stick!
[Yoda:]
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-vmmp
Yeah, you want my stick
[Luke Skywalker:]
I mean, it's just a stick!
[Yoda:]
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-bphfmm
It's my big boy stick
Bought a bag of venom and I wish I really, really, really didn't (It turns out)
Nobody has a good reason to own a bag of venom (It's poison)
Poke on my bruise sometimes 'cause I like how it hurts (It hurts good)
Everybody can agree that seagulls are the worst (Worst, worst, worst, worst)
I kiss my stick, it's my stick
You can't pick up my stick
Keep your mitts off my stick
Everyone can see it's better than bacon
I kiss my stick, it's my stick
My stick is my friend born from a log
You can't pick up my stick
Keep your mitts off my stick
Everyone can see it's better than bacon
SEAGULLS! (Stop It Now) Lyrics
[Yoda:]
Penny for your thoughts.
[Luke Skywalker:]
I hate Brenda, and a bad guy hit me in the shin, and I peed on all my pants
[Yoda:]
It's nothing a little music can't help.
[Yoda:]
Rockin'
Rockin' and rollin'
Down to the beach I'm strolling
But the seagulls poke at my head
Not fun!
I said "Seagulls... mmgh! Stop it now!"
Everyone told me
Not to stroll on that beach
Said seagulls gonna come
Poke me in the coconut
And they did
And they did
Had me goin' like
Nothing I could do but yell
When these birds attacked me
When I tried to run I fell
And then these kids start laughing
And then
Got hit in the neck with a hacky sack
Where'd it come from?
Now run, run, run, jump!
I can be a backpack while you run
Run, run, run, jump!
And stop
Put me down
I love to groove and boogie
Yeah
[Luke Skywalker:]
Great
[Yoda:]
Show you some dance moves
[Luke Skywalker:]
No, I don't want you to
[Yoda:]
If I had your giant feet
Out there on the beach
Could have outrun those birds
[Luke Skywalker:]
You're a psycho wiener!
[Yoda:]
Let me grab my beater
[R2D2:]
Stop it please!
[R2D2:]
Don't hit me
Please
Don't hit me
[Luke Skywalker:]
Come on man! Quit that banging
[Yoda:]
Hey, what's that stank?
[Luke Skywalker:]
You put a fish in our basket!
[Yoda:]
Oh, yeah!
I forgot I did that
[Luke Skywalker:]
You owe me an apology
[Yoda:]
Just hold your breath and see
When the time is right
Birds'll bite your face
Now run, run, run, jump!
I can be a backpack while you run
Swing from a hairy vine
I can be your backpack while you climb
Stand on one hand and lift
Rocks with your special gift
Run, run, run, jump!
Now breathe
That's good
Like that
Like that
One day I was walking and I found this big log
Then I rolled the log over
And underneath was a tiny little stick
And I was like, "That log had a child!"
Listen, boy
Someday when you are older
You could get hit by a boulder
While you're lying there
Screaming, "Come help me please!"
The seagulls poke your knees
Stop it now!
[Luke Skywalker:]
Whatever, you're sorta pitchy
[Yoda:]
Didn't like it?
[Luke Skywalker:]
Listen, man, I'm not your friend
[Yoda:]
Don't fall asleep
Don't fall asleep
MY STICK!
MY STICK! Lyrics
[Yoda:]
Hey
Where's the fire, son?
[Luke Skywalker:]
What the—
Oh no
[Yoda:]
Where you off to?
[Luke Skywalker:]
Just this party in the garden
[Yoda:]
Nice!
How 'bout I join you?
[Luke Skywalker:]
How about you don't?
[Yoda:]
Hmm?
Son?
Come back
Hey!
B— U— I told you to stop!
[*hums*]
Hmm
Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm
Now that's a fire!
Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm
Listen, son
Knock you in your head with my stick
With my stick
You gon' have a mark from my stick
From my stick
My stick, my stick
My stick is better than bacon
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
You can't touch my stick
[Luke Skywalker:]
I don't wanna!
[Yoda:]
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-phfrr
Yeah, you want my stick
Thunk your coconut with my stick
Look at my stick (Mm-hmm)
You gon' feel the wrath of my stick
Fear my stick!
My stick, my stick
My stick is better than bacon
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
You can't touch my stick
[Luke Skywalker:]
But it's just a stick!
[Yoda:]
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
It's my perfect stick
My stick is my friend born from a log
Everyone can see it's better than bacon
Why'd you get so crotchety and mean?
Look at my stick
Why'd you drink that creature's milk? It's green!
Got me sick!
My stick (My stick), my stick (My stick)
My stick is better than bacon
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
You can't use my stick
[Luke Skywalker:]
But it's just a stick!
[Yoda:]
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
Don't you like my stick?
[Luke Skywalker:]
No, it's just a stick!
[Yoda:]
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-bphfmm
It's my perfect stick
My stick and me take walks every day
Past the hooligans down by the ocean
When they laugh at my stick, then they learn
How my stick is much denser than bacon
Bought a little piggy and I let the little piggy run amok (So cute)
But when I would sleep, little piggy kept wakin' me up (Sold him)
People often fight about which birds are the best birds (Do they?)
But everybody can agree that seagulls are the worst
I kiss my stick, it's my stick
You can't pick up my stick
Keep your mitts off my stick
I disappear for years then reappear
Right here to cheer about my cool stick
When I was a little bitty kid
Little bitty kid
I had not yet found my mighty stick
Then I did! Mm-hmmm
[Luke Skywalker:]
I could break your stick usin' just my brain
[Yoda:]
My stick?!
[Luke Skywalker:]
I could make you wish you couldn't feel pain
[Yoda:]
Not my stick! Hmm-mm
My stick (My stick), my stick (My stick)
My stick is better than bacon!
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-hmmm
You can't touch my stick
[Luke Skywalker:]
I don't want your stick!
[Yoda:]
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-vmmp
Yeah, you want my stick
[Luke Skywalker:]
I mean, it's just a stick!
[Yoda:]
Mmm-ah-ha-ha-bphfmm
It's my big boy stick
Bought a bag of venom and I wish I really, really, really didn't (It turns out)
Nobody has a good reason to own a bag of venom (It's poison)
Poke on my bruise sometimes 'cause I like how it hurts (It hurts good)
Everybody can agree that seagulls are the worst (Worst, worst, worst, worst)
I kiss my stick, it's my stick
You can't pick up my stick
Keep your mitts off my stick
Everyone can see it's better than bacon
I kiss my stick, it's my stick
My stick is my friend born from a log
You can't pick up my stick
Keep your mitts off my stick
Everyone can see it's better than bacon