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Post by someonerandom on Feb 27, 2020 1:08:07 GMT -5
Some people here know me, although I am not familiar with the newer folks as these days I just browse occasionally. Like the title says, I am seeking a female dev FWB. I have been familiar with devs for a number of years and at times was fairly active on this site and the sister site. Meeting devs in real life is something I have done, and that is my main interest currently.
I live in North Carolina. One of my great joys is cooking, whether it's smoking a pork butt or making vegan stir fry. I find it to be a great way to bond with friends or loved ones. I have a cat who is a perfect angel and she sleeps with me every night. Currently I'm reading Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy and it's a pretty fucked up book so far. I like entertainment of a dark and twisted nature. Some good horror movies for me would be The Witch, Hereditary, It Follows, and The Descent. I also like raunchy comedies.
I'm a low level para with a full time job, my own place, and a car. I'm active and have virtually no barriers. I'm 30 years old. I eat well and exercise regularly. I like to have sex frequently, and am without STD as of my last test in October 2019. I am fairly kinky and have been involved in the local BDSM community. I find it can be fun to explore new kinks as well. I am not interested in long distance relationship, but I like to have friendships/encounters (in real life). I am available most weekends, and maybe if I really like you I could use some of my PTO. I dunno. I'm aware on Paradevo we are spread out all over the world, so some travel is likely to be required. I don't do drugs or drink. I just started every sentence of this paragraph with "I".
If your curiosity is piqued please PM me. I assume based on what I've written we will have something in common if you contact me. I have pictures and we can talk more. Please do not contact me if you are conservative or support/sympathize with the Mango Mussolini, Hate Yam, Cadet Bonespurs, Donnie Two-Scoops, Cheetoh.
Thanks, someonerandom
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Post by Deleted on Feb 27, 2020 9:41:11 GMT -5
Welcome back and good luck!
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Post by robbb on Feb 27, 2020 10:56:57 GMT -5
As long as your avatar photo isn't you I would say you would catch the interest of a lot of the ladies on here, lol! Have you ever posted a photo for the ladies to see?
The only down side might be the FWB thing which I find tends to be more of a thing with my team than yours! Best of luck to you though.
R.
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Post by linda on Feb 27, 2020 11:01:26 GMT -5
I would say you would catch the interest of a lot of the ladies on here if only it wasn't for the FWB part! Best of luck to you though. R. What does FWB stand for? Oh, I am so bad at English abbreviations... |
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Gender: Female
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Post by manicpixiememegirl on Feb 27, 2020 11:05:51 GMT -5
I would say you would catch the interest of a lot of the ladies on here if only it wasn't for the FWB part! Best of luck to you though. R. What does FWB stand for? Oh, I am so bad at English abbreviations... Friends with benefits |
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Post by Nate on Feb 27, 2020 15:56:03 GMT -5
Welcome back! Also, Mango Mussolini, Hate Yam, Cadet Bonespurs, Donnie Two-Scoops, Cheetoh. you forgot Tangerine Twitler. |
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Post by manicpixiememegirl on Feb 27, 2020 16:45:27 GMT -5
Welcome back! Also, Mango Mussolini, Hate Yam, Cadet Bonespurs, Donnie Two-Scoops, Cheetoh. you forgot Tangerine Twitler. I personally am a fan of the name Cheeto Benito |
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Post by Utahquad on Feb 27, 2020 18:01:05 GMT -5
Welcome back! Also, you forgot Tangerine Twitler. I personally am a fan of the name Cheeto Benito For me it's FuckfaceVonClownstick, among various others.  |
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Post by sy on Feb 27, 2020 18:39:59 GMT -5
When did this place turn into fetlife.
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Post by myrrh on Feb 27, 2020 19:34:04 GMT -5
Oh, is FetLife all about commiserating over the congealed chunk of idiocy that is illegitimately squatting in the American Executive Branch? That might motivate me to take another look, I thought that place was all ball gags and dementia- I mean the website, not 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Luckily, anyone with an ounce of tolerance for that Very Stable Genius ™ has enough shame to not admit to that shit in here... And that's coming from someone who grew up conservative. |
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Post by someonerandom on Feb 27, 2020 19:40:50 GMT -5
When did this place turn into fetlife. Turned into fetlife last night at 1am EST when I made my advertisement 😎. I’m just a Bernie looking for my AOC. Except my ballsack is slightly less shriveled than his. And I would totally date Elizabeth Warren. |
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Post by Nate on Feb 27, 2020 19:57:06 GMT -5
I thought that place was all ball gags and dementia- I mean the website, not 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. ¿Por qué no los dos? |
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Post by robbb on Feb 28, 2020 3:42:04 GMT -5
I have no idea what language this thread has turned into, lol!
R.
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Post by robbb on Feb 29, 2020 3:56:36 GMT -5
I have no idea what language this thread has turned into, lol! R. I can translate it for you if you need. Thank you. R. |
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Post by robbb on Feb 29, 2020 16:30:24 GMT -5
Thanks tc123, these must be US expressions, I've never heard of them, but they make sense.
I meet a lot of Americans in my job and all (and I mean all!) are very keen to dis Trump if they get a chance, yet strangely he's president.
Just an observation. 😉
R.
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