Why did the wheeler/dev cross the road?

[doe]

Just to bring back a bit of humour and levity to the board after the flying dust over the last couple of days, I was thinking about takes on the old chicken joke. I've come up with a few. My intention is not to offend anyone - it's just a bit of fun. So, here goes:

Why did the wheeler cross the road?
To get to the dev convention.

Why did the wheeler cross the road twice?
Becase he was a double crosser.

Why did the one armed man cross the road?
To get to the second hand store.

Feel free to add any you come up with to this thread, so we can all have a chuckle or a groan as the case may be .

[devogirl]

More humor from the ever-reliable Fail Blog:

failblog.org/2009/05/13/ramp-fail-2/

Apologies if someone has linked to this already...

[doe]

Loved it devogirl - it's hilarious ;D.

[E]

That was outstanding.

Recently, my 62 year old mother referred to some people as "totally fail."

My brother was so excited he had to call and tell me.

[Dee Dee]

Doe; a brilliant future awaits you in the FBI (Funny Business Incorporated) ;D.

[doe]

Aug 21, 2009 4:46:29 GMT -5 Dee Dee said:

Doe; a brilliant future awaits you in the FBI (Funny Business Incorporated) ;D.

Hi, Princess DD, thanks for the compliment. You know, I graduated from the HIP Academy of Denralia - the Hilarity, Innuendo and Pun Academy. Tony, Windy, Phil and Fubbulous are professors there - you should check it out ;D.

Come to think of it, Hilarity, Innuendo & Pun sounds more like a law firm. We charge by the laugh! Ambulance chasers perhaps?