cripple farmboy
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Post by cripple farmboy on Oct 31, 2011 21:30:08 GMT -5
Just like the title says. I'll start it off. I'm from Houston Texas
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Post by brace4impact on Oct 31, 2011 22:20:21 GMT -5
I was grown in Area 51, but then when the model G-1MP.2 came out, I was left to wander the Nevada desert. I was picked up by a bus filled with Elvis impersonators on their way up to Reno. They taught me all about the human culture and how to curl my lips while saying "uh-huh." After whoring my way up through the Sierra Nevada region with homely waitresses itching to do the horizontal mambo, I started my career as a lumberjack in Eugene, Oregon. I was a lumberjack, and I was okay, I'd sleep all night and I'd work all day, but after some of my coworkers took to pressing wild flowers, wearing suspendies and a bra, I decided to try my luck East. I moved on to Montana where I became a cowboy, but realized the life wasn't for me, when I tried to make a home, a home on the range. Seldom was heard, a discouraging word, but I got severe sunburn from the skies not being cloudy all day. Wisconsin was next on my agenda, where I worked at a cheese factory. I fell in love with a girl named Ms. Muffet. I'd bring her curds and whey from the cheese factory, but she had a severe case of arachnophobia, and after seeing a large brown recluse, she was scared away. Well, currently I live in the Chicago area. I realized I was sent on a mission by God to save an orphanage from closure, but after several run ins with the law, I realized it was time to just settle down. After all, there's no place like home sweet home, Chicago.
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Post by devogirl on Oct 31, 2011 22:23:58 GMT -5
Oh I've heard of you. Didn't you shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die?
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Post by brace4impact on Oct 31, 2011 22:36:45 GMT -5
Yes, but I realized it wouldn't work with a pea shooter. It took forty-nine tries to figure that out.
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Post by Corey on Oct 31, 2011 23:00:53 GMT -5
From Michigan. Now I live in Columbus, OH.
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Post by allison101 on Nov 1, 2011 0:53:12 GMT -5
AZ!
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Post by lavly on Nov 1, 2011 2:41:25 GMT -5
iran
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Post by darkie on Nov 1, 2011 3:24:33 GMT -5
Austria
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Post by dentelle on Nov 1, 2011 4:00:56 GMT -5
Good one Brace4 ;D
I was born in Ontario, Canada, but ended up 20 minutes from Montreal.
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Post by mrmonster on Nov 1, 2011 4:01:21 GMT -5
Good old Sweden:)
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2011 4:57:21 GMT -5
I'm from Ireland
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Post by Peony on Nov 1, 2011 6:21:25 GMT -5
I'm from New Zealand.
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Post by ruthmadison on Nov 1, 2011 7:38:09 GMT -5
I was grown in Area 51, but then when the model G-1MP.2 came out, I was left to wander the Nevada desert. I was picked up by a bus filled with Elvis impersonators on their way up to Reno... Hahaha. You are too funny! I'm American, was born in MA and I've lived in five states total.
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Post by Inigo Montoya on Nov 1, 2011 8:04:32 GMT -5
I'm in Tennessee. Brace... ;D
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Post by Deleted on Nov 1, 2011 9:05:39 GMT -5
I've lived in Wisconsin most of my life. Does it matter where I was born?
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