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Post by darthoso on Aug 23, 2015 14:59:28 GMT -5
She'll happily talk catheters on date one, bump you down a load of steps on date two (with you smugly burying the back of your head in her cleavage of course) and inspect your backside for potential pressure sores on date three. All in a day's devness...roll on date four. Is this dev baseball?
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Post by butterfly on Aug 23, 2015 15:41:41 GMT -5
I'm English remember...I do not understand the words that are coming out of your mouth! :-) That WAS English!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2015 15:52:59 GMT -5
I'm English remember...I do not understand the words that are coming out of your mouth! :-) What he said was "Blimey mate, is this bloody dev cricket? Lets get pissed at the pub! Snog, Doctor Who., Tally ho!"
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Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2015 17:10:02 GMT -5
It's my fault for not throwing a 'whilst' in there.
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Post by darthoso on Aug 23, 2015 17:26:09 GMT -5
It's my fault for not throwing a 'whilst' in there. Terrible translator, I want a refund.
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Post by lars on Oct 19, 2015 18:09:27 GMT -5
Dating a dev transformed the experience of peeing completely.
The feeling that I have when she's playing the Conquest of Paradise on harp is epic beyond belief. A truly magnificent, transcending experience!
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Post by Mr.BB on Oct 19, 2015 18:37:02 GMT -5
Dating a dev transformed the experience of peeing completely. The feeling that I have when she's playing the Conquest of Paradise on harp is epic beyond belief. A truly magnificent, transcending experience! Sure as shit I just became jealous. If someone could play harp while I peed it would be epic.
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Post by gshotta on Oct 24, 2015 18:42:25 GMT -5
Speedicath by any chance ?
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Post by Ath on Oct 24, 2015 19:56:46 GMT -5
Sure as shit I just became jealous. If someone could play harp while I peed it would be epic. Yeah, I still enjoy watching the whole peeing thing, although I have no idea why, it's not at all a sexual thing (with or without accompanying music), so why? Of a morning, I will happily bring pee pipe and bottle into the bedroom and lay there in bed watching the whole process in rapt silence. With a half grin on my stupid Dev face. Maybe my brain is all sorts of wrong? Who knows. He doesn't care and neither do I. Also last thing at night I'm like the pee police. Him:"Do I need a piss?". Me: "Yes you do". Him: "I'll be okay" Me: "Nope, you know you need one. You'll be up in the night..." Him: *Sigh* "Okay, I'll try". [Inserts catheter. Produces a pint of pee.] Me: *smug grin* "Told you". Him: *Sighs again* "Yes darling, you were right...empty this for me would you...". Me: "Oh for fuck's sake...!" He also regales me with tales of 'things you can pick up off the floor with a catheter' when he can't be bothered to get out of bed. The other day he spent 15 minutes gentle nudging his mobile phone, which he'd dropped, towards him across the carpet with a catheter, before it ended up spinning completely out of his reach and forced him to get up and get it after all. Only a Dev would appreciate such specific toilet humour, I'm sure... It's more of an annoyance to me, because I usually fall asleep before he wants it emptied lol! Ffs you woke me up for that?
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Post by monkeyman on Oct 24, 2015 22:31:57 GMT -5
#9999 --- She understands that sex isn't a chore...... It's an art-form!!!! We have learned to compensate in our every day lives to include the bedroom. Just ask a quad what he could do with his mouth???
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Post by jalapeno on Nov 2, 2015 17:37:33 GMT -5
Instead of moaning at you for leaving muddy footprints on the kitchen floor, she'll get a Dev twinge seeing where your tyres have left their marks on your route around the house. Outside in the gravel, where you bumped up the doorstep, as you spun round on the carpet and as you turned the corner into the bathroom. Not washing the floor until they wear off, tee hee. ugh.. I was dating a woman during the winter time, whenever I'd come into her house, she'd make me wait at the entrance and I'd have to clean my wheels with a towel. And she'd make a loud, audible groan when I left marks with my chair. I literally stopped going to her place because of it lol. so, to add to this list #xx) A Dev will most likely take you up on it if you offer her a downhill lap-ride.
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Post by farfaraway on Nov 2, 2015 20:19:39 GMT -5
That sounds dangerous! ^
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Post by lucretia on Nov 2, 2015 21:55:13 GMT -5
Instead of moaning at you for leaving muddy footprints on the kitchen floor, she'll get a Dev twinge seeing where your tyres have left their marks on your route around the house. Outside in the gravel, where you bumped up the doorstep, as you spun round on the carpet and as you turned the corner into the bathroom. Not washing the floor until they wear off, tee hee. ...or not... My guy cleans his wheels like AB's wipe their feet. Still, it's usually me saying they're clean enough. Regular floor cleaning is a thing. Gravel in the carpet and mud on the floor is fun, at first. But...
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Post by jalapeno on Nov 3, 2015 0:42:56 GMT -5
^^^ I'm gonna go ahead and second the praise for hardwood floors. PRAISE BE TO HARDWOOD.
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Post by lucretia on Nov 3, 2015 20:26:01 GMT -5
...or not... My guy cleans his wheels like AB's wipe their feet. Still, it's usually me saying they're clean enough. Regular floor cleaning is a thing. Gravel in the carpet and mud on the floor is fun, at first. But... I gave up on the carpets a long time ago. Thank God for hardwood floors! My M-I-L huffs when he puts marks through the perfect vacuum-line white carpet, and makes him wait at the front door to let his wheels dry if it's snowing out. -we don't go there a whole lot This place has wood floors, thank goodness! I don't miss the carpet AT ALL!!
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