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Post by Inigo Montoya on Feb 25, 2015 1:00:24 GMT -5
Inigo Montoya you are a very beautiful woman. If I look at each half of your hair separately, it looks like the silhouettes of two Elvises touching heads, much like I envision my future relationship with my future wife to be. Maybe I will consider you. 0o0o0! I am all aquiver with excitement! And twitter pated! And glitter ridden!
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Post by hanabanana on Feb 25, 2015 18:36:36 GMT -5
Study hard ladies.
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Post by superman on Feb 25, 2015 23:21:30 GMT -5
Its just a cruel joke
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2015 2:11:45 GMT -5
Is there a test? I test really well!
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Post by mrmonster on Feb 26, 2015 3:14:47 GMT -5
LOL....just...lol
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Post by Hopper on Feb 26, 2015 8:12:34 GMT -5
Is there a test? I test really well! Just because some tests come back positive doesn't mean.....oh, forget it.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2015 10:27:53 GMT -5
Just because some tests come back positive doesn't mean.....oh, forget it. "I'm not crazy! My mother had me tested."
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Post by Hopper on Feb 26, 2015 11:24:06 GMT -5
As much as I loathe The Big Bang Theory and have turned my back on Geek Culture (there's a Topic in that, but it's probably against forum rules as it doesn't apply to Devs,lack of ability, isn't a creepy desperate plea for sex,self promotion, or a parody of all the above), that's a good shout right there.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2015 11:28:11 GMT -5
As much as I loathe The Big Bang Theory and have turned my back on Geek Culture (there's a Topic in that, but it's probably against forum rules as it doesn't apply to Devs,lack of ability, isn't a creepy desperate plea for sex,self promotion, or a parody of all the above), that's a good shout right there. It was the least groan-worthy testing topic I could come up with while uncaffienated.
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Post by Hopper on Feb 26, 2015 11:30:24 GMT -5
A decaffeinated Shanzi? How in the world did a coherent sentence happen? Back on topic.......uh......Hello....Ladies? There, that should work.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2015 11:54:45 GMT -5
So, someonerandom, I have one question. Are teacup dogs in little designer purses allowed, or does this lucky dev just get the car?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2015 15:12:29 GMT -5
So, someonerandom, I have one question. Are teacup dogs in little designer purses allowed, or does this lucky dev just get the car? I have teacup pigs. Thousands of them. This thread has been open for nearly three days and I have to admit, I am a bit confused. I thought this was a dev site. So far I have been met with sarcasm, mockery, youtube videos, and several MEN posting in my topic for some reason. I said I like WOMEN. Blonde ones. I must say I am extremely offended. I come here out of the goodness of my heart, hoping to help a dev find the man of her dreams, and THIS is how I'm treated!?!? I offer the best deal any of you rudimentary plebeians have probably ever seen and I only receive ONE real offer? ? That's it. I have decided, if I do not start getting some respect here on paradevo I'm going to have to do something drastic. If the REAL women do not start posting here with LEGITIMATE offers for love, I swear upon my mother's broken heart that I will DOUSE MY PENIS IN LIGHTER FLUID AND LIGHT IT ON FIRE. That is right. I will burn. My. PENIS. If the women do not come and post their pics for me. Trust me, I will do it. DON'T TEST ME! You have 48 hours.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2015 15:39:07 GMT -5
That's it. I have decided, if I do not start getting some respect here on paradevo I'm going to have to do something drastic. If the REAL women do not start posting here with LEGITIMATE offers for love, I swear upon my mother's broken heart that I will DOUSE MY PENIS IN LIGHTER FLUID AND LIGHT IT ON FIRE. That is right. I will burn. My. PENIS. If the women do not come and post their pics for me. Trust me, I will do it. DON'T TEST ME! You have 48 hours. I know there's a "no porn" policy on here but PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE can we make this one exception? I've already gotten the popcorn.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2015 15:43:08 GMT -5
Bacon seeds.
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Post by luvonwheelz on Feb 26, 2015 18:18:31 GMT -5
That escalated quickly......
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