Post by A££Y "Cuddles" Magoo on Mar 27, 2015 20:10:48 GMT -5
Hi my name is A$$Y, I just found this site and all I have to say is, damn, this is gonna be funn! As u can see from the pic I've posted below I'm the real deal, unlike the rest of these clowns who don't even have stones to show off the merch, and if I may say so, it's damn fine merch at that, amirite ladies? 
Anywhoo, anyone who wishes to savor this ohhh so sweet flavor, feel free to hit me up, Fyi, I'm not looking to be tied down, i.e. one night stands and 3somes are welcome. Clingy chicks who want to settle down ARE NOT! So pls understand this. I don't do drama and I don't do games. I'ma stallion that needs to run free, simple as that. Also, I have rather high standards, so if I don't msg u back after our first skype, pls don't take it personally. Well I guess that about sums it up, good luck to all, because no offence, but I think u'll need it. Now without further adieu... #don'tfiant hehehe. 
Anywhoo, anyone who wishes to savor this ohhh so sweet flavor, feel free to hit me up, Fyi, I'm not looking to be tied down, i.e. one night stands and 3somes are welcome. Clingy chicks who want to settle down ARE NOT! So pls understand this. I don't do drama and I don't do games. I'ma stallion that needs to run free, simple as that. Also, I have rather high standards, so if I don't msg u back after our first skype, pls don't take it personally. Well I guess that about sums it up, good luck to all, because no offence, but I think u'll need it. Now without further adieu... #don'tfiant hehehe. 
