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Post by Utahquad on May 4, 2015 12:56:13 GMT -5
What is the opposite to Christopher Reeve?… Christopher Walken.
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Post by gentlegiant on May 4, 2015 16:29:17 GMT -5
A one legged says to a blind person: I´ll kick your ass!"
The blind person responds: "Cant`t wait to see that!
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Post by gentlegiant on May 4, 2015 16:32:43 GMT -5
Why do blind people like sesame bread rolls that much?
There´s so many good stories on it!
This joke is from my massage therapist who is actually blind
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Post by Mets on May 4, 2015 17:16:51 GMT -5
Jokes about being in a wheelchair are so cheesy, I can't stand them
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2015 17:44:21 GMT -5
I was at the gas station near my house last night to get some cash from the ATM. There was a guy waiting behind me. He was kind of tall, about my age and an amputee. I don't know the terms but he basically had one complete leg, one arm amputated above the elbow and the other just below. Anyway, I got my money out and was leaving when he asked, "Can you help me check my balance?" So I pushed him.
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Post by MotorcycleCrash on May 5, 2015 1:09:54 GMT -5
what restaurant do one-legged Crips work at?
Ihop
Why can't an amp file a lawsuit?
He doesn't have a leg to stand on
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Post by RollAlongSlowly on May 5, 2015 10:56:48 GMT -5
How sick and twisted are we allowed to be before people get offended....?  |
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Post by Utahquad on May 5, 2015 15:01:08 GMT -5
How sick and twisted are we allowed to be before people get offended....? I wouldn't say to overly offensive because there is definitely a fine line when it comes to telling a good joke. |
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Post by dannyo44 on May 6, 2015 1:15:09 GMT -5
How sick and twisted are we allowed to be before people get offended....? I like the sick and twisted! ;-)
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Post by hotwheels77 on May 10, 2015 8:56:04 GMT -5
For all the Devs Attachments:
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Post by donnetts on May 10, 2015 16:27:08 GMT -5
A quad goes into the doctors office for a check up. the nurse comes in and tells him that she needs to take some blood samples. The needle goes in and he let's out this blood curdling scream! She jumps back and says , "OH NO! Did I hurt you??" he grins and says "Nope! i can't feel a thing."
This was actually a true story from my now ex BF, when he REALLY did do this at the doctors office. I HOWLED with laughter! LOL
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Post by Deleted on May 10, 2015 16:33:54 GMT -5
A quad goes into the doctors office for a check up. the nurse comes in and tells him that she needs to take some blood samples. The needle goes in and he let's out this blood curdling scream! She jumps back and says , "OH NO! Did I hurt you??" he grins and says "Nope! i can't feel a thing." This was actually a true story from my now ex BF, when he REALLY did do this at the doctors office. I HOWLED with laughter! LOL I've never screamed (pretty sure I'm not capable) but I do that kind of shit all the time. It's a great tension breaker. |
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Post by donnetts on May 10, 2015 16:43:29 GMT -5
LOL love it!
Glad to see that we (him and I) weren't the only ones that thought about doing it. LOL
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Post by propheticstature on May 16, 2015 15:21:13 GMT -5
It's not exactly a joke, but Jibbarish, a criminally underrated UK rapper, has a line in the song "Drop Bombs":
"No compilation's ever gonna put your vinyl on 'em / We're breaking records like Christopher Reeve's spinal column"
Not a big hip hop fan but the guy's syllables per minute is up there with Mac Lethal, can't tell if there's any more disability-related humor in there. Try if you dare, but I got a chuckle when I realized that was one of the very few lines I could make out.
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Post by lars on May 16, 2015 20:06:59 GMT -5
How many low paras does it take to change a light bulb?
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