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Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2016 0:40:28 GMT -5
So, some of the devs here may know that I am a T-12 complete paraplegic. It is a hard life. I have control of my abs, but not complete control, so sometimes if I lean forward too much, my massively framed upper body flops over and I end up laying on my knees It has been a difficult struggle, but I also have another disability. It has taken me a while to come clean about it, because it has taken me a while to truly accept it for my own self. But I think I have finally broken through to the other side, and I can honestly say that not only am I a para, but I am also an amp. An STA (single toe amp). I know these photos may be arousing for some, but it has been a daunting affair. Because I'm a para I sometimes have trouble with things. I forgot to feed my dog Khan for 6 days (because I'm a para), and he was ravenous, unbeknownst to me. As I was sleeping like a wee little church mouse, he took it upon himself to feast unto my dainty toes. As you can see, this little piggie went STRAIGHT TO HELL, aka Khan's hungry belly. My feet are obviously very presentable in the above photos, and I have my lovely girlfriend to thank for this. She was kind enough to give me a pedicure. I am quite grateful for this show of devotion. In any event, in the three weeks we have been dating things have become quite stale, and we are looking to spice things up a little. Therefore, this is a call to all amp devs who happen to be a part of the PD community. We are officially looking for a third. I already have the para dev on fleek, and now we want to have a little pokey with an amp dev as well. . So, if you are interested, shoot me a pm with a photo. We are primarily looking for anyone, of any age, and any body type, who is an amp dev. Thanks.
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Post by Boyinwheelchair on Jul 25, 2016 6:25:10 GMT -5
How the heck did you forgot to feed you dog for six days? What were you doing during that time?
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Post by TassieDEVil on Jul 25, 2016 7:25:57 GMT -5
Ummm... Your dog ate your toe? Serious?
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Post by happyface2013 on Jul 25, 2016 7:35:19 GMT -5
Is missing a toe something an amp dev would feel devy about? It's so minor compared to an arm/leg. Maybe I should lose a toe.. lol
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Post by LaMara on Jul 25, 2016 9:37:50 GMT -5
Please someonerandom tell me that every time you yell at your dog you do it as an impression of Kirk in Star Trek - The Wrath of Khan
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Post by Hopper on Jul 25, 2016 9:55:37 GMT -5
That's probably the second strangest reason I've ever heard for someone losing a toe.
Best of luck with the search for the 3rd Musketeer too, someone will come along soon, I'm sure.
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Post by malibu on Jul 25, 2016 9:56:14 GMT -5
I admit I'm kinda scared of your dog. What if Khan learned to appreciate random toes? But based on your pedicure I can tell your gf is really nice. Congrats she'll probably feed Khan too
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Post by Nia on Jul 25, 2016 10:36:19 GMT -5
Just LOL
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Post by Emma on Jul 25, 2016 12:27:20 GMT -5
Good call on including the pic but like TC, I was surprised it wasn't taken in the bathroom. Consider yourself lucky that the PD amputee police won't be paying you a visit.
I've missed you SOR.
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Post by Nia on Jul 25, 2016 12:33:31 GMT -5
Personally, I think you're scared shitless of admitting it was your girlfriend (aka Edwina Scissorhands) who did that to you whilst giving your toenails 'a light trim'. You find it easier to save face and blame it on the dog. @inkdevil LOL LOL LOL thanks for the funniest comments ever
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Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2016 12:54:38 GMT -5
. Congrats she'll probably feed Khan too Oh no If she feeds Khan too, then I'll have to become an amp dev myself. At least that way we could have our threesome I suppose... Anyway, the lady appreciates that you appreciate the pedicure.
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Post by kivic on Jul 25, 2016 12:58:15 GMT -5
Congrats, man! This thread is definitely more about the gf than the toes. Happy you found someone to equal your crazy
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Post by bearbait on Jul 25, 2016 13:13:31 GMT -5
Personally, I think you're scared shitless of admitting it was your girlfriend (aka Edwina Scissorhands) who did that to you whilst giving your toenails 'a light trim'. You find it easier to save face and blame it on the dog. True fact: Dogs are man's best friend because we can blame them and they don't protest.
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Post by malibu on Jul 25, 2016 13:16:09 GMT -5
Personally, I think you're scared shitless of admitting it was your girlfriend (aka Edwina Scissorhands) who did that to you whilst giving your toenails 'a light trim'. You find it easier to save face and blame it on the dog. True fact: Dogs are man's best friend because we can blame them and they don't protest. I read: they don't post. Dah
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Post by Michael on Jul 25, 2016 14:04:59 GMT -5
Is your dog definitely a dog, could it not have been a rabbit.... myxomatosis can be catching so watch your remaining toes!
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