el_steveo
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Post by el_steveo on Jun 28, 2017 17:43:53 GMT -5
starts right here. right NOW!!
and.......GO!! |
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Post by jalapeno on Jun 29, 2017 10:44:22 GMT -5
my cat makes funny faces when he poops in the litterbox. Whilst maintaining direct eye contact.
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el_steveo
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Post by el_steveo on Jun 29, 2017 13:24:28 GMT -5
my cat makes funny faces when he poops in the litterbox. Whilst maintaining direct eye contact. interesting, interesting.
I once flew in a small plane with the inventor of the furby.
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Post by Hopper on Jun 29, 2017 14:10:52 GMT -5
I once rode a sheep through a Cows Only animal riding area. We got some funny looks.
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Post by jalapeno on Jun 29, 2017 14:51:01 GMT -5
my cat makes funny faces when he poops in the litterbox. Whilst maintaining direct eye contact. interesting, interesting.
I once flew in a small plane with the inventor of the furby.
interesting! however, I one-up you with what happened to me: I was once offered a blowjob by the inventor of the stapler. |
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Post by Hopper on Jun 29, 2017 14:56:27 GMT -5
I'd hate to think what would have happened if you refused....  |
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el_steveo
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Post by el_steveo on Jun 29, 2017 18:14:58 GMT -5
interesting, interesting.
I once flew in a small plane with the inventor of the furby.
interesting! however, I one-up you with what happened to me: I was once offered a blowjob by the inventor of the stapler. cool story, bro! but, I'm calling b.s. on this one. considering the fact that the dude died like 140 yrs ago! |
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Post by Mets on Jun 29, 2017 21:44:02 GMT -5
The phrase "was offered a blowjob" is more commonly used as "was given a blowjob" as clearly you wouldn't turn that down, especially from office supply royalty.
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SteveMDFP
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R-BKA, practicing my lame humor. Feel free to PM me. Or else, I won't have a leg to stand on. ;-)
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Post by SteveMDFP on Jun 29, 2017 22:16:11 GMT -5
I once rode a sheep through a Cows Only animal riding area. We got some funny looks. I think you're trying to pull the wool over our eyes. Udderly ridiculous. |
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Post by newjess on Jun 30, 2017 8:06:35 GMT -5
The phrase "was offered a blowjob" is more commonly used as "was given a blowjob" as clearly you wouldn't turn that down, especially from office supply royalty. Unless it's from some nasty undead zombie shell of the man that died 140 years ago... |
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SteveMDFP
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R-BKA, practicing my lame humor. Feel free to PM me. Or else, I won't have a leg to stand on. ;-)
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Post by SteveMDFP on Jun 30, 2017 9:13:38 GMT -5
The phrase "was offered a blowjob" is more commonly used as "was given a blowjob" as clearly you wouldn't turn that down, especially from office supply royalty. Unless it's from some nasty undead zombie shell of the man that died 140 years ago... Well, yeah, some guys are a little picky like that. ;-) |
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Post by Sir Paul on Jun 30, 2017 9:43:48 GMT -5
I drove my scooter on the sidewalk despite there being a sign saying NO MOTORIZED VEHICLES.
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Post by Hopper on Jun 30, 2017 10:54:44 GMT -5
Who can tame such a rebellious spirit? Speaking of spirits, I once made contact with Liberace from beyond the grave. Things got ugly when I made a joke about having candleabras on his Birthday cakes. Then off he went, crying to Mama Liberace. |
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Post by mutt59 on Jun 30, 2017 12:56:57 GMT -5
I was told as a baby it was so difficult to put a diaper on me that the doctors had to remove 5" (at rest) and that is why they nicknamed me "Ringo".
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Post by Hopper on Jun 30, 2017 12:59:22 GMT -5
And I thought it was because of your whimsical songs about Octopi. |
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