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Post by Deleted on Oct 19, 2019 18:00:41 GMT -5
I'd also want to hear what funny, bullshit stories any of the DEV/PWD couples have made up about how they met. We tell people we met in a store and he had to reach something from the top shelf for me (he is a wheelchair user) its hysterical to watch their eyes go back and forth while they try to work it out 😂
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Oct 19, 2019 18:18:51 GMT -5
Post by Dr. BiPAP Sachin on Oct 19, 2019 18:18:51 GMT -5
I know you asked the PWD‘s, but I‘m still curious. What is your made up story? And why don’t you just tell them the truth? Or tell them that it’s a long story and that it’s none of their business anyways? I'd be like "None-uh ya damn business."
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Post by MarineAmp on Oct 19, 2019 18:53:35 GMT -5
I've had a few different ones I've cycled through before:
To little kids, I might use the "I didn't eat my vegetables as a kid." line.
I had a general going around asking a bunch of Marines real quick how they ended up in the hospital. I just said real quick "jump roping accident."
Another line I like is just seeing anyone doing anything that there is a chance of them getting hurt and saying "be careful, that's how I lost my legs."
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Post by devogirl on Oct 19, 2019 19:13:08 GMT -5
My ex used to tell people he went blind from masturbating. Watch out, it could happen to you too!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 19, 2019 19:15:46 GMT -5
Abducted by aliens and the probe was too big.
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Oct 19, 2019 19:31:31 GMT -5
Post by Dr. BiPAP Sachin on Oct 19, 2019 19:31:31 GMT -5
My ex used to tell people he went blind from masturbating. Watch out, it could happen to you too! HAHAHAHAHA
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Post by linda on Oct 20, 2019 0:23:34 GMT -5
The one I usually tell girls is that I got hit by debris saving children from a fire. This is so heartbreaking, sy! 😂 How many girls have fallen for this?
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Oct 20, 2019 0:23:52 GMT -5
Post by linda on Oct 20, 2019 0:23:52 GMT -5
The one I usually tell girls is that I got hit by debris saving children from a fire. This is so heartbreaking, sy! 😂 How many girls have fallen for this?
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Post by britishtetra on Oct 20, 2019 3:37:32 GMT -5
I see that none of you have mentioned… I was on Santas naughty list, that makes them sit up and notice. To be honest, over nearly a 30 year life span I cannot remember half of the things, that I have said about my accident. Fell out of bed, slipped on the ice, skateboarding, it is on par with the other thing that I always get asked, can you feel your penis. I say I no! But I know a prick when I see one 🤣 You have some great answers there Mr Nice Guy,
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Post by linda on Oct 20, 2019 9:47:26 GMT -5
My ex used to tell people he went blind from masturbating. Watch out, it could happen to you too! This is so mean! Actually that’s the story that my sister‘s boyfriend had been told by his parents and believed for quite some time until he started to break out and enjoyed Bob Marley, weed and my sister like crazy. His father was a priest...
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Oct 20, 2019 9:55:13 GMT -5
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Post by sy on Oct 20, 2019 9:55:13 GMT -5
linda not too many believe that some of them think I'm making a light-hearted joke and laugh, but some fall for it hook line & sinker.
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Oct 20, 2019 10:02:41 GMT -5
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Post by linda on Oct 20, 2019 10:02:41 GMT -5
linda not too many believe that some of them think I'm making a light-hearted joke and laugh, but some fall for it hook line & sinker. I would definitely be one of the latter... 😂
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Post by AlrightyAphrodite on Oct 20, 2019 10:27:37 GMT -5
In this thread I learned that a) Australian movie theaters have ice cream??! Not fair. And, also, b) I'm probably gonna go blind
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Oct 20, 2019 10:45:50 GMT -5
Post by SouthernCalGal on Oct 20, 2019 10:45:50 GMT -5
I learned that telling lies is pretty common 😩🤔😢.
P.S. Pretty sensitive subject for me. 😢
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Oct 20, 2019 10:52:14 GMT -5
Post by lisa on Oct 20, 2019 10:52:14 GMT -5
We tell people we met in a store and he had to reach something from the top shelf for me (he is a wheelchair user) its hysterical to watch their eyes go back and forth while they try to work it out 😂 Oh, that is so precious! I might have to borrow this one some day . And I'd also like to hear more of these stories .
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