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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2009 14:34:29 GMT -5
I've done this quite a few times but the best was while on the way home on the bike path at 2 in the morning. Lucky I'm a good driver!
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Post by Pony on May 6, 2009 15:28:48 GMT -5
This got me THINKING...dangerous, I know! For years, I've heard how terrible a lot of AB dudes were from girls I've known, or been secret lovers with. I have one chick-friend that tells me things about her husband's lack of SKIIIILLS. lol This guy doesn't kiss at ALL...hates it, won't do it. His form of foreplay is kinda grabbing her breasts. He doesn't like ANY oral...not giving, nor receiving!! Doesn't like any different positions, or talking/sounds. He doesn't really like to touch her pussy, or caress her in any way. He would NEVER let her use a vibrator...no sex games! No hot discussions...NOTHING!!! lol
Maybe, just maybe the manual could be useful...hehe
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Post by irishclaire on May 6, 2009 17:05:35 GMT -5
This got me THINKING...dangerous, I know! For years, I've heard how terrible a lot of AB dudes were from girls I've known, or been secret lovers with. I have one chick-friend that tells me things about her husband's lack of SKIIIILLS. lol This guy doesn't kiss at ALL...hates it, won't do it. His form of foreplay is kinda grabbing her breasts. He doesn't like ANY oral...not giving, nor receiving!! Doesn't like any different positions, or talking/sounds. He doesn't really like to touch her pussy, or caress her in any way. He would NEVER let her use a vibrator...no sex games! No hot discussions...NOTHING!!! lol Maybe, just maybe the manual could be useful...hehe It's true, most men totally skip out that part. Let me rephrase...most AB men I've been with. But come on, girls go on about it often enough...it's time men just started listening or watching Sex and the City! There's your manual right there!
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Post by Ouch on May 6, 2009 22:52:32 GMT -5
...strangely, I've tended to suffer from the opposite problem...but then again, I've been told that I can be rather intensely passionate about things...
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Post by irishclaire on May 7, 2009 7:15:12 GMT -5
Never a bad thing my dear.
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Post by Phil on May 7, 2009 17:57:57 GMT -5
This got me THINKING...dangerous, I know! For years, I've heard how terrible a lot of AB dudes were from girls I've known, or been secret lovers with. I have one chick-friend that tells me things about her husband's lack of SKIIIILLS. lol This guy doesn't kiss at ALL...hates it, won't do it. His form of foreplay is kinda grabbing her breasts. He doesn't like ANY oral...not giving, nor receiving!! Doesn't like any different positions, or talking/sounds. He doesn't really like to touch her pussy, or caress her in any way. He would NEVER let her use a vibrator...no sex games! No hot discussions...NOTHING!!! lol Maybe, just maybe the manual could be useful...hehe It's true, most men totally skip out that part. Let me rephrase...most AB men I've been with. But come on, girls go on about it often enough...it's time men just started listening or watching Sex and the City! There's your manual right there! In a perfect world that would work. Selfish, inept, or hung up lovers couldn't care less that they suck at sex. You could staple a How To book to their you-know-what and they'd still manage to stink at it, lol. Pity them to live lives of mediocrity. That's their lot in life.
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Post by Phil on May 7, 2009 18:01:17 GMT -5
This got me THINKING...dangerous, I know! For years, I've heard how terrible a lot of AB dudes were from girls I've known, or been secret lovers with. I have one chick-friend that tells me things about her husband's lack of SKIIIILLS. lol This guy doesn't kiss at ALL...hates it, won't do it. His form of foreplay is kinda grabbing her breasts. He doesn't like ANY oral...not giving, nor receiving!! Doesn't like any different positions, or talking/sounds. He doesn't really like to touch her pussy, or caress her in any way. He would NEVER let her use a vibrator...no sex games! No hot discussions...NOTHING!!! lol Maybe, just maybe the manual could be useful...hehe Only if she takes that manual and smacks him upside the head with it, lol. He's got some serious issues.
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Post by vonvon13 on May 8, 2009 0:49:46 GMT -5
;D Hanging upside down is pretty fun! ;D
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Post by Ray T on May 9, 2009 0:48:05 GMT -5
well i have had a few make outs inmy chair and so far my favorite is sitting in my lap woith her legs to my right sideand holding and kissing and touching and feeling...."gulp" i need a shower
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Post by aliceofwonder on May 10, 2009 1:07:29 GMT -5
I think it was plagiarized from the "How to interact with crippled people" handbook issued by the government in the early 80's. Thank God for the foresight of the Reagan Administration! wow there was really such a thing published?
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Post by Dee Dee on May 10, 2009 19:13:19 GMT -5
;D Hanging upside down is pretty fun! ;D From the chandelier, you mean? Wouldn´t that make the blood run in the wrong direction, giving you one giant headache ;D
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Post by Ouch on May 10, 2009 19:14:33 GMT -5
I think the article was serious, though written light heartedly, I think as a response to people who think that all disabled people are asexual or can't kiss, etc. I think you need a manual, Mrs. Belch-in-my-face Yeah, seriously...we were joking about this article, and then I was like: "Show me how to make-out with someone in a wheelchair." noi1588 draws in close to me, and then gags, and coughs in my face with a quasi-belch like occurance...so ladies, there you have it!
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Post by Dee Dee on May 10, 2009 19:24:01 GMT -5
I think the article was serious, though written light heartedly, I think as a response to people who think that all disabled people are asexual or can't kiss, etc. I think you need a manual, Mrs. Belch-in-my-face Yeah, seriously...we were joking about this article, and then I was like: "Show me how to make-out with someone in a wheelchair." noi1588 draws in close to me, and then gags, and coughs in my face with a quasi-belch like occurance...so ladies, there you have it! Lol, haven´t we all been there, done that? In either the "giving" or the receiving end? Well, I hope Noi1588 had just brushed her teeth
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Post by vonvon13 on May 10, 2009 20:39:20 GMT -5
;D Hanging upside down is pretty fun! ;D From the chandelier, you mean? Wouldn´t that make the blood run in the wrong direction, giving you one giant headache ;D Not if he is licking,biting, and kissing in all the right place while u are hanging upside down....you won't thinking about a headache!!! Just don't forget to hang on....LOL!!! Sliding off his lap and hitting the floor would not be fun.
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Post by A££Y "Cuddles" Magoo on May 22, 2009 22:18:10 GMT -5
Does nobody think this blog was also slightly unnecessary? Or is that just me....? Ohh I agree! u just hop on and enjoy the ride! Pretty much no explanation required.. it's should've of told us guys how to everyday girls to do that for us every now and then! yess yess! ;D
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