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Post by irishclaire on May 4, 2009 8:53:26 GMT -5
Straddling someone in a chair IS sexy.
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Post by roger888 on May 4, 2009 11:28:13 GMT -5
That was a fun article,anyone know when she is going to write the next part?
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Post by irishclaire on May 4, 2009 12:23:10 GMT -5
"So, read on for some pointers on how to successfully snog with someone who just happens to be a wacky crippled person."
....it's not difficult.....
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Post by Ouch on May 4, 2009 12:24:58 GMT -5
For both people  I can attest to that! (noi1588 and I will sell videos to the highest bidder!  ) |
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Post by Pony on May 4, 2009 12:42:07 GMT -5
Yeah, it was an entertaining, quick-article that might get people thinking about the logistics. However, i thought missing some chairdude perspective, so i'm going to lay it out from my own personal viewpoint. First, it's important to understand MY experiences aren't exactly the way every chair dude THINKS, or is capable of. That said, let's get to class!! haha
Ok, there's different ways of kissing, of course, so i'm going to focus on the 'I'm really sexually attracted and we're making out in an erotic, yet romantic way.' First, if a girl is standing extremely close to me with hip nearly touching my shoulder, I like run my hand up the side of her leg, stopping at her hip, slowly petting as she places her hand in my hair, pushing it back, or tracing her finger over my lips, even in my mouth. When she's ready she can hold my shoulder while swinging a leg over me, sitting squarely in my lap facing me. I don't use sidearms, so no prob there, and i'm not delicate in my legs, so no health issues. I find this position extremely sexy and close...great for talking, touching lightly, and yes, full-makeout session!! I like to place my hands on the girl's hips, running them gently up her sides, while she places arms around my neck. As she leans forward and kisses sometimes the girl's hair will fall around my face, and it's sexy as hell to kiss through the hair, then push it back, only to let it fall again. I won't get into the mouth part coz that's universal. You're either a passionate kisser, or you're not. Anyway, kissing/licking a girl's neck is easy from this position, and running the back of my hand up over her nipples through her shirt should be done very slowly, but also deliberate - no time to be timid!! This position can be expounded on, but I find it damn hot...face to face!!
There's one more i really like, too. If I'm locked down beside my bed, i like to lay a pillow in my lap, while the girl lays in my lap with her lower half on my bed. I can lean over her, brushing her hair back, or other areas more South, great for makingout and even petting. Eventually, I turn the girl around, but that's another class...lol
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Post by E on May 4, 2009 13:37:58 GMT -5
For both people I can attest to that! (noi1588 and I will sell videos to the highest bidder! ) $5! |
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Post by irishclaire on May 4, 2009 15:28:05 GMT -5
Tony, that is a lot of information. However, bravo.
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Post by Dee Dee on May 4, 2009 17:46:18 GMT -5
This thread is as informative as it is interesting :-)
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Post by irishclaire on May 4, 2009 18:08:58 GMT -5
Does nobody think this blog was also slightly unnecessary? Or is that just me....?
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Post by Deleted on May 4, 2009 18:36:33 GMT -5
I think it was plagiarized from the "How to interact with crippled people" handbook issued by the government in the early 80's. Thank God for the foresight of the Reagan Administration!
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Post by Phil on May 4, 2009 20:06:16 GMT -5
Does nobody think this blog was also slightly unnecessary? Or is that just me....? Oh yeah, absolutely. That was my first thought. I'm glad someone agrees, now I don't feel so goofy.  Next month, How to enjoy chocolate. ;D |
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Post by Ouch on May 4, 2009 22:27:23 GMT -5
I can attest to that! (noi1588 and I will sell videos to the highest bidder! ) $5! Ooh! I can buy a Subway footlong for that! |
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Post by roger888 on May 5, 2009 1:22:04 GMT -5
Does nobody think this blog was also slightly unnecessary? Or is that just me....? I think that blogged stopped before it got going.Didnt go far enough. |
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Post by irishclaire on May 5, 2009 3:08:07 GMT -5
Does nobody think this blog was also slightly unnecessary? Or is that just me....? Oh yeah, absolutely. That was my first thought. I'm glad someone agrees, now I don't feel so goofy. Next month, How to enjoy chocolate. ;D Exactly! I mean would there ever be a blog about how to make out with an AB person?! Hang on...there's an idea.. |
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Post by E on May 5, 2009 8:56:18 GMT -5
Oh yeah, absolutely. That was my first thought. I'm glad someone agrees, now I don't feel so goofy. Next month, How to enjoy chocolate. ;D Exactly! I mean would there ever be a blog about how to make out with an AB person?! Hang on...there's an idea.. . |
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