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Post by Neffie on Dec 19, 2010 17:59:24 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
I am known for my skills in self love. I see myself as someone who likes to spend time on bettering those skills. I live alone and it stands to reason.
Most people though would just call me a wanker.
Hey, I'm not offended in the slightest and I'm actually keen on the label. I see masturbation as an art form that has tought me how to be a good lover (although if you asked that Marine in 1997 he may beg to differ).
Can I ask you all a couple of questions??
1) Have you looked at your ladyflower in the mirror?
If not. Do so. Now!
2) When did you first masturbate?
3) Have you discovered female ejaculation yet?
(it happens and although massively disturbing to my cleaner - it's very pleasant!)
4) Ok a last question...have you ever spent an entire day on YouTube and Paradevo and just pleasured yourself?
Is it just me? LOL
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Post by Neffie on Dec 19, 2010 18:13:26 GMT -5
"gush" of fluid would be ejaculation - we're not men and I'm not asking how far you shot that load!
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Post by Cake on Dec 19, 2010 18:50:54 GMT -5
Haha Neffie, I love it ;D
1) Yes, who hasn't?!
2) When I was 10. I told my best girlfriend at school about it the next day. She screamed "Ew, gross!!" and covered her ears.
3) I think so... but I'm not sure... I hear it gets easily confused with involuntary urination.
4) LOL. Not the entire day, but definitely the entire night. And I think it has never happened on Paradevo itself. YouTube yes, and other sites. PD itself is a wank-free zone for me. Weird, I know.
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Post by BA on Dec 19, 2010 19:46:07 GMT -5
I am known for my skills in self love. I see myself as someone who likes to spend time on bettering those skills. I live alone and it stands to reason. Most people though would just call me a wanker. I LOVE NEFFIE 1) With a magnifying mirror no less. 2) I think I 'rode a pillow' at around age 5, but the for real intentional stuff...15/16 maybe. The locked bathroom and I were friends. So were very tight jeans. And horses to ride on. So glad I am not a dev of disabled horses. 3) A definite 'lady cum' yes. How far? I never measured. Not on the walls though. 4) As a Mother, I am confined to the night-time sleeping hours. There are days I could be with myself for.........................days How's the new wanking material working for you Nefs? |
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Post by faith on Dec 19, 2010 19:53:15 GMT -5
A) Yes. B) Didn't realize the wonderfulness of it until I was in my 30's... then I couldn't stop. C) A few times. It doesn't make the sensation tremendously better. D) I take the 5th.....  |
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Post by Neffie on Dec 19, 2010 20:12:36 GMT -5
it seems I have to clarify
When I ejaculate I don't bang a load at the opposite wall.
I'm not a man!
When I do ejaculate it's more a trickle down my thighs.
And yes, there is a wet patch!
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Post by Valkyrja on Dec 19, 2010 21:22:17 GMT -5
1) Have you looked at your ladyflower in the mirror?
---- Once... or twice... when I was a teenager
2) When did you first masturbate?
----- The first time I did it intentionally was when I was 15, in my grandma´s apartment... in my bedroom, I discovered it and I was all day long masturbating myself!! LOL... then, even the blue jean gave me an orgasm!!. But I remembered being 7/8 years old... I used to put something in my pelvis to make preasure... I remember that that made me feel a lot of pleasure
3) Have you discovered female ejaculation yet?
----- YES!!!... I get totally wet down my thighs... LOL... totally soaking!!
4) Ok a last question...have you ever spent an entire day on YouTube and Paradevo and just pleasured yourself?
---- Not the entire day (I can´t!!)... and not Paradevo (sorry)... but all the morning or all the night in Youtube... DEFINITIVELY YES!!
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Post by Inigo Montoya on Dec 19, 2010 22:39:20 GMT -5
Seemed pertinent...  ;D |
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Post by Valkyrja on Dec 19, 2010 22:54:20 GMT -5
LOL!!!.
I like that!!!
LOL
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Post by devogirl on Dec 20, 2010 0:20:00 GMT -5
1. yes, often. there really is something to that 70s feminist stuff, it is empowering
2. when I was 12, and it's been downhill ever since, haha. I discovered vibrators in college, then things really took off.
3. Never, not even close, but not for lack of trying. You all put me to shame, but I guess I'm just not wired that way.
4. oh yeah, definitely, but not lately. From the ages of about 29-34 or so I was unstoppable. I guess it is true a woman hits her sexual peak around 30, I know I felt like a teenage boy. But I've been calming down in the past few years, also I'm super busy and don't have the time like I used to.
Oh, and happy birthday Neffie!
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Post by lavly on Dec 20, 2010 5:24:23 GMT -5
ok i loveeeeeeeeeeeeee this ....  1) Have you looked at your ladyflower in the mirror? ofcorse ... my shit is the bussness! preatyest shit ever . 2) When did you first masturbate? i think i was like 11 ( at religious camp... but you girls know all about that) 3) Have you discovered female ejaculation yet? yes ... im still not cool with the fact that i ejaculat ... so not cool with it ... i dont care how good it feels.  4) Ok a last question...have you ever spent an entire day on YouTube and Paradevo and just pleasured yourself? ummm day you say ... ummm how dose days go by and im like shit i know i had a deadline in there somewhere. but i have to say i dont like thous days as much as i get older. its harder and harder to make my life run when you go into this black hole and masterbat the hole time. Is it just me? and no ... its not just you and your the best for making this thread ! |
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Post by xana on Dec 20, 2010 9:06:38 GMT -5
Being single its my only way to find a little relief andc I find it is a great way for me to fall asleep when i find it hard to sleep (but thats just me i do not how it is for other people)
1) yes i have looked at my lady flower numerous time
2) ok i discovered masturbation in my early twenties but had had those sexual dreams where you woke up and felt wet down there and where you could still feel the wave or pulse eminitating down there that was at age 17 (I was a bit terrified about those and worried people could see something had happen) nowadays i can masterbate morning, noon and night without much care
3) yes I have but I hate the wet sticky feeling around the flower and the thighs
4) not an entire day wish i could but not possible
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Post by elianne on Dec 20, 2010 9:06:55 GMT -5
Hi all!!!
Well
a) yes and its wonderful lol.
b) I did at 20 but Im not good, I think it will comes with more practice but I dont know when....
c) Yeah... just reading some histories here and it cames alone!!
d) Well not all day, not all night but a good part of the morning, but then I start to feel like I need a wheeler for make the love...
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Post by Devoblue on Dec 20, 2010 15:18:10 GMT -5
1. Yes, a few times. 2. My earliest memories are from when I was about 7 or 8. I discovered by accident i think that rubbing a stuffed rabbit I had against more sensitive areas felt good. I remember doing that in bed at night sometimes (and i'm a bit embarassed that i've just posted that lol). It wasn't until I was in my mid teens I think that I really knew what it was. 3. Hmm, not really down my leg but a bit of a gush. 4. Not all day but several hours and not as much lately due to stupid "real life" commitments.  |
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Post by lavly on Dec 21, 2010 2:40:44 GMT -5
3. Hmm, not really down my leg but a bit of a gush. lollllllllllllllllllll |
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