god is a sadistic bastard.

[~Z28gal~]

So my neighbor is an elderly guy who's basically been living in home hospice care.

I came home from work today, all zoned out, hopped off the bus and BAM, there were not one, but two, wheelchairs sitting on the sidewalk in front of my house. It was an instant HOLY CRAP moment, I was totally stunned - that's the LAST thing I was expecting to see right in front of me. Then I noticed the clothes sitting out there too. So unless my neighbor was suddenly healed and also spontaneously became a nudist, he must have died. All to mess with my head. At least that's my logic... god is getting de-capitalized for that shenanigan.

[Inigo Montoya]

That is funny.... and, yeah, sometimes I just look up and say, "I'm glad YOU'RE amused!" >.>

[~Z28gal~]

;D I'm glad - we'll be in hell together, laughing hysterically.

I once was talking to god (yes, still de-capitalized, I haven't recovered yet) in my head, and said "Just give me a sign, a white dove or something", then opened the front door and walked outside, and there was a white llama in the middle of my lawn. In suburbia, Florida. Where even all larger forms of natural wildlife are outlawed. One of these days I'm going to have it out with my guardian angel.

[dentelle]

Having one of those days right now. Someone is laughing at my expense, sigh.

I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you The Empracet is starting to kick in

Maybe someone is trying to make you laugh?

[~Z28gal~]

That's how I have to look at it... and it worked, that's for sure. Even if was self-deprecating laughter to some extent.

[Inigo Montoya]

Jun 3, 2011 10:12:30 GMT -5 ~Z28gal~ said:

;D I'm glad - we'll be in hell together, laughing hysterically.

I once was talking to god (yes, still de-capitalized, I haven't recovered yet) in my head, and said "Just give me a sign, a white dove or something", then opened the front door and walked outside, and there was a white llama in the middle of my lawn. In suburbia, Florida. Where even all larger forms of natural wildlife are outlawed. One of these days I'm going to have it out with my guardian angel.

God has NEVER spoken to me using llamas. I'm SO jealous.

[~Z28gal~]

Llama llama duck... OMG... dying here..... Perhaps your guardian angel simply prefers alpacas?

[Inigo Montoya]

I lurve alpacas. But I've never had the opportunity to see one in my front yard.

[rmrb]

. . . and Jesus is a zombie? your point is? lmao

[~Z28gal~]

Yes, stray alpacas are rare.

[Inigo Montoya]

I've have thought that stray llamas were too, but maybe you've had more than one? o.o

;D

[Dee Dee]

Jun 3, 2011 0:13:39 GMT -5 ~Z28gal~ said:

So my neighbor is an elderly guy who's basically been living in home hospice care.

I came home from work today, all zoned out, hopped off the bus and BAM, there were not one, but two, wheelchairs sitting on the sidewalk in front of my house. It was an instant HOLY CRAP moment, I was totally stunned - that's the LAST thing I was expecting to see right in front of me. Then I noticed the clothes sitting out there too. So unless my neighbor was suddenly healed and also spontaneously became a nudist, he must have died. All to mess with my head. At least that's my logic... god is getting de-capitalized for that shenanigan.

Could his next of kin be nudist wheelers? ;D

[~Z28gal~]

Now THAT would have caused me to re-capitalize god.. Maybe even go to ALL caps.

And Inigo: all you have to do is stake out a donkey in your front yard. Alpacas are like the Chupacabra of donkeys. Except they don't actually kill them, they just home to them. Seriously. At least, it worked at this barn I used to ride at. Alpacas loose? Get the donkey.

[Inigo Montoya]

Aw, man! I'm fresh out of donkeys. And my landlord doesn't allow pets. Sigh.

Reckon a regular old ass would work? I'm pretty sure that I could stake out an ass. (no smilie)

;D