cripple farmboy
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Post by cripple farmboy on Feb 2, 2013 16:49:35 GMT -5
I know this is a little different this most stories posted in here but I think its hilarious. This was a few years back and i saw this video on Youtube on how to get out of handcuffs. So i watch it a few times and it looks easy so i get on eBay and order a set of police handcuffs. I get them in and start practicing and i get pretty good at picking out of them. I could double lock them and get out and everything. I would go to the bar and fuck with the cops there and have them put them on me and id get out of them. One night i was messing around with them while im sitting up in bed watching tv. Its about 3 in the morning and i get the bright idea to handcuff myself behind my back while sitting up in bed and attempt to pick my way out. Ive gotten out of them several times while sitting in my chair but never tried it sitting up with no support. I get them locked up behind my back. Unfortunately I make a critical error and lock them to tight. So tight that I lose feeling in my hands and drop the pick on the bed. Once i drop the pick i realize i cant feel my fingers anymore and i cannot feel the pick laying on the bed. At that moment I realized I was in trouble. I had my cell phone laying on the edge of my bed and i start thinking the only way i can get out is if I try and grab the phone with my mouth and call my brother who I lived with at the time who was in the other room asleep. In an attempt to reach my phone I fall over. Well when your a para and you fall over with your hands cuffed behind your back thats not a good thing because you cannot get back up. When i fall over my phone falls off the bed. At this point i am really screwed. So i lay there for awhile and try to think of how i can get out of this. Once i come to the conclusion that there is no getting out of this i just start yelling for my brother. After about 30 minutes of yelling for him he finally wakes up and comes in. He is pissed cuz i woke him up and looks at me half asleep as asks me why i am screaming. I told him i had handcuffed myself, lost feeling in my hands and i couldn't get out. I had a handcuff key on my key chain so he asked me where my key was and i told him. At this point he is laughing at me. Long story short never handcuff yourself if your in a wheelchair because it can go south quickly.
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Post by Inigo Montoya on Feb 3, 2013 0:21:32 GMT -5
That is funny. Lol
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Post by BA on Feb 3, 2013 11:50:27 GMT -5
I think I'd have a panic attack. A hysterical 'serves you right, big shot'. Luckily your bro was around. Imagine living totally alone and having that happen! Ack! Silly boy.
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Post by alexa2010 on Feb 3, 2013 13:27:17 GMT -5
LOL.
What an idea to handcuff oneself!!
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Post by BA on Feb 3, 2013 14:04:30 GMT -5
On another note ..... If I happened to walk in on that scene, I'd find it twistedly sexy. Man CFB, you do get my cougar going. I could so boy-toy you. Lol. Precarious predicament. Now my mind will be wandering at the Super Bowl party.
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Post by dolly on Feb 4, 2013 0:20:04 GMT -5
i really love hearing crazy stories like that. yours was definitely one of unique (albeit, ill-advised) circumstance, and your telling of it did create quite the visual! lol thanks for sharing.  |
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Post by Pisti on Feb 4, 2013 4:50:07 GMT -5
Now my colleagues don't know why I'm laughing... ;D
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Post by Inigo Montoya on Feb 4, 2013 7:42:56 GMT -5
Reading the additional replies, I think you should keep practicing, CFB, the world doesn't have any wheelchair escape artists like Houdini. I see a new career possibility on the horizon!
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Post by cripple farmboy on Feb 5, 2013 20:49:02 GMT -5
Im glad i could entertain all of you. I personally things its a pretty funny story even though im the one everyone is laughing at. lol BA, I never really thought about it but that would be a very interesting situation to walk in on, and I'm not scared of cougars either  haha Inigo i have it down pat. I just cant cut the circulation off when I do it. lol |
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Post by Inigo Montoya on Feb 6, 2013 7:53:11 GMT -5
Inigo i have it down pat. I just cant cut the circulation off when I do it. lol Cool! So, when's the upcoming TV special? Vegas show? ;D Appearance on America's Got Talent? |
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Post by Valkyrja on Feb 6, 2013 18:29:40 GMT -5
OMG!... jajajajajajaja...... (not laughing at you but at the whole situation!)... I could understand curiosity but, boy... it was crazy! jajajajaja
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Post by lavly on Feb 8, 2013 16:03:21 GMT -5
i have told this storie to so many times now ... and its still funny ... it just never gets old ... cos your a dumb ass. who in gods name would be like "yeah likes try this lil party trick at 3am ... oh but wait if you couldnt move your legs, its probably not a good idea ..... what the hell its an extra twist to it " its what makes you special lol ... and i love it  |
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Post by cripple farmboy on Feb 9, 2013 16:17:50 GMT -5
i have told this storie to so many times now ... and its still funny ... it just never gets old ... cos your a dumb ass. who in gods name would be like "yeah likes try this lil party trick at 3am ... oh but wait if you couldnt move your legs, its probably not a good idea ..... what the hell its an extra twist to it " its what makes you special lol ... and i love it haha hey i get bored easily and i have a creative imagination. That's why I have so many awesome stories. |
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Post by lavly on Feb 9, 2013 19:48:06 GMT -5
This one time at band camp ...
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haha
