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Post by Inigo Montoya on Apr 11, 2013 9:01:15 GMT -5
I make occasional, very random forays onto dating sites, searching for dis men in the appropriate age range who appear to still have all their teeth and don't look like they're extras on Duck Dynasty. It is sometimes challenging to tell them that I'm a dev. This morning, during my generally idea laden shower time (seriously, I need to get some of those bathtub crayons so that I can write this stuff down) I hit upon the idea of possibly sending a first message that included "Ten Reasons for Dating a Devotee" and thought... this could be a fun thread! So, here we go.
1. She will have fantasies that involve/incorporate your disability.
Obviously, I had the idea but not the list! lol ...
Even if nobody ever uses them... I still think it'd be fun.
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Post by devogirl on Apr 11, 2013 9:11:00 GMT -5
2. Chances are she already knows about SCI (or whatever your disability is) and will not be freaked out by spasms, catheters, etc.
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vancityippy
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Post by vancityippy on Apr 11, 2013 14:04:56 GMT -5
searching for dis men in the appropriate age range who appear to still have all their teeth and don't look like they're extras on Duck Dynasty Oh god...so familiar... hmmm. what number are we on? 4? 4. She thinks you're hotter than ANY other guy in the bar... guaranteed...and she feels damn lucky she met you.
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Post by BA on Apr 11, 2013 15:56:48 GMT -5
5. She will NEVER patronize you.
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Post by Emma on Apr 11, 2013 15:57:13 GMT -5
Cuz I know what makes guys happy......
6. Her best sex ever could be with you.
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Post by Valkyrja on Apr 11, 2013 20:19:53 GMT -5
7.- You will be always the hottest guy on earth, no matter if Brad Pitt (or whoever) is standing next to you.
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Post by Kid A on Apr 11, 2013 20:37:33 GMT -5
I don't know if this counts, but this occurred to me today:
8. It's not "settling," it's playing to your strengths.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 11, 2013 21:58:27 GMT -5
9. a) You'll turn her on just by being in the same room...without having to do a single thing
b) She'll never get tired of hearing the word "disability".
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Post by Dee Dee on Apr 12, 2013 2:01:36 GMT -5
10: She does not mind you leaving tyre marks on her inner thighs.
;D
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Post by ProudRealist on Apr 12, 2013 3:30:08 GMT -5
Ok, i haven't read anywhere that this is a 'dev' only thread so i'll add one reason from a male perspective 10(a): You will never feel insecure about your physical limitations and whether or not they stop you from truly satisfying your partners desires.
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Ynis Ainu
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Gender: Female
Dev Status: Devotee
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Post by Ynis Ainu on Apr 12, 2013 3:48:19 GMT -5
I don't know if this counts, but this occurred to me today: 8. It's not "settling," it's playing to your strengths. I just had a very similar thought, so perhaps an 8a: "It's not a bug, it's a feature" ;D (my D(arling)D(earest) loves to tease me with this about some of my idiosyncrasies)
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Post by RollAlongSlowly on Apr 12, 2013 6:56:51 GMT -5
10: She does not mind you leaving tyre marks on her inner thighs. ;D I proper laughed at that.... Damn mental images! ;D
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Post by RollAlongSlowly on Apr 12, 2013 7:00:21 GMT -5
Surely it should be ''69 reasons.......''
11 (or whatever we're on) : She'll find new uses for your ceiling mounted hoist.....
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Post by Dee Dee on Apr 12, 2013 10:28:13 GMT -5
10: She does not mind you leaving tyre marks on her inner thighs. ;D I proper laughed at that.... Damn mental images! ;D LOL ;D
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Post by Dee Dee on Apr 12, 2013 10:29:40 GMT -5
12: When it comes to sexual activities, she is going to view your wheelchair as a possibility, not a hindrance.
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