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Post by hartmannwrites on Jul 17, 2015 20:17:57 GMT -5
HELLO EVERYONE!
So...here's my wacko scheme to take over the world...
I'd like to collaborate with a few other authors & write an ongoing story together,
which would be showcased on my website (www.hartmannwrites.com)
The storyline would be lovey dovey & feature a deliciously handsome para as the main hero...
<insert long sigh here>
"A" would write approximately 500 words
& then pass it on to "B" who would write the next 500 words
& then pass it on to "C"...&...well...you get the idea! 
If anyone is interested (fingers crossed) please PM me & we'll hash out the details!
THANKS SO MUCH!!!
- Hartmann Writes
EDIT: I inadvertently said the word "feature" twice...and was inclined to fix it...due to my OCD...LOL
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Post by Deleted on Jul 17, 2015 20:52:12 GMT -5
Or, you know, a ruggedly handsome quad with a wicked sense of humor and a rapier wit.  Ugh. I suppose I could pose for the cover, too. I'll jump on that grenade, you're welcome guys. Lol |
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Post by hartmannwrites on Jul 17, 2015 20:57:45 GMT -5
Or, you know, a ruggedly handsome quad with a wicked sense of humor and a rapier wit. Ugh. I suppose I could pose for the cover, too. I'll jump on that grenade, you're welcome guys. Lol
But absolutely no jumping on grenades!
This is a sappy romance, after all. NOT a war-torn tragedy  |
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Post by hartmannwrites on Jul 17, 2015 22:59:21 GMT -5
I would, were it not for the broken finger conundrum. Wow. I'm throughly impressed by your diligence. You're sticking to your "story" about the broken finger to earn dev sympathy. Okay...lemme know when you tire of the ruse... |
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Post by hartmannwrites on Jul 17, 2015 23:08:46 GMT -5
It's all a lie. I grew a third arm out of my forehead, but the broken finger sounded more plausible. I knew it!! Quit slacking and get back to writing! That new appendage should come in mighty handy |
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Post by hartmannwrites on Jul 17, 2015 23:19:55 GMT -5
Yes, but not for writing... That third arm makes a mean sammich...speaking of which...would you mind making me one? |
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Post by hartmannwrites on Jul 18, 2015 12:31:43 GMT -5
Wait, wait, wait; I'm all about gender equality but no! You're fired. ( Sorry. We just don't have room for dead weight around here ) |
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Post by hartmannwrites on Jul 18, 2015 12:52:29 GMT -5
Well if all I can do is sammiches I quit i Perfect. Saves me from having to pay out severance |
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Post by hartmannwrites on Jul 18, 2015 18:07:10 GMT -5
You got it Inky. "It was a dark and stormy night..." Weak sauce...now you're definitely fired... The wind was howling in the eaves, branches tapped and dragged across the window pane outside. But I couldn't give a shit. I pulled the velvet curtains firmly shut against the cold and turned back to face the warmth of the crackling fire. There he lay on his front on a sheepskin rug in the fire's orange glow, naked as the day he was born. This inspired me to trot over to the bed and spank his bottom like a midwife. He couldn't feel a thing though and I knew it, so he just raised an eyebrow at me in mock disgust. "That's the best you can do...?" "Hell no!" I said and leapt on top of him with a cry of "Incoming dev!!!" I intended to lick that smug look off his sexy little para chops by the time the night was over. Don't spill all the good stuff, Inkdevil!! And yes, I'm a sucker for nice guy one-liners...although the skittles certainly don't help my clarity of mind LOL Honestly though, please PM me with your email if you're seriously interested |
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Post by hartmannwrites on Jul 18, 2015 23:50:38 GMT -5
Sniff...I'll just have to write my own dev smut.  It was gonna involve an orgy, and a dungeon, polar bears, caramel sauce, and a laser light show. Ooh! I'll take the dungeon and caramel sauce please!! The Bears are welcome to watch and the light show's a bit tacky, but acceptable nonetheless. No to the orgy. Thanks!! |
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Post by hartmannwrites on Jul 20, 2015 19:58:12 GMT -5
You know...with all the talking you do PD...I'm thinking that your finger can type well enough...to write something
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Post by hartmannwrites on Jul 20, 2015 22:28:21 GMT -5
I think I could suffer for the arts. Van Gogh lost an ear, what's a broken finger?
Can't go wrong with some shameless devvy smut. *sigh*
EDIT: That needed, just NEEDED to be pink |
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Post by Papa wheelie on Aug 6, 2015 0:45:28 GMT -5
I might possibly contribute depending on my upcoming schedule and what has been written so far  if anything I'll pose for the cover picture haha jk I don't think I count as "deliciously handsome" lol |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 6, 2015 2:07:47 GMT -5
if anything I'll pose for the cover picture haha jk I don't think I count as "deliciously handsome" lol Blah blah blah. I wanted to say something smartass about you fishing for compliments, but I couldn't come up with anything that doesn't sound mean. And I don't want to be mean. Being mean is just... Not nice. Anyway ur hawt lol |
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Post by Papa wheelie on Aug 6, 2015 5:06:25 GMT -5
if anything I'll pose for the cover picture haha jk I don't think I count as "deliciously handsome" lol Blah blah blah. I wanted to say something smartass about you fishing for compliments, but I couldn't come up with anything that doesn't sound mean. And I don't want to be mean. Being mean is just... Not nice. Anyway ur hawt lol Haha well in my experience there is a easy way to not sound mean. Just don't say anything |
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It was gonna involve an orgy, and a dungeon, polar bears, caramel sauce, and a laser light show. 
if anything I'll pose for the cover picture haha jk I don't think I count as "deliciously handsome" lol