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Post by jalapeno on Sept 8, 2016 15:14:23 GMT -5
You were into illegal drugs, but didn't go to your doctor to check out the legal ones available to give you a longer lasting erection? Why not? in my post I said I tried legal drugs. I tried Viagra/Cialis and they not only didn't work but also gave me horrible migraines. The only thing I haven't tried is injections which I was admittedly too scared to even learn more about. Just always had a fear of needles. From my online research there were 3 solutions 1) ED medications (Which I tried) 2) Injections into the penis (which I am too scared to try) 3) Penis implant (which I will never do)
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Post by wonk on Sept 8, 2016 16:08:25 GMT -5
I think it is time to stop feeding the troll
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Post by jalapeno on Sept 8, 2016 17:26:06 GMT -5
You'll have to excuse my ignorance with penises, but I am one of the women in a LTR with a para, so I am not a dick expert by any means. (Of course I know one when I see one). You've said before that you can get hard and ejaculate. If you can ejaculate, you surely can stay hard long enough to sexually please a woman in the PnD arena? How long does she need? I think you also talked about how much the jizzantrapuss or whatever her name was was riding you for quite some time. That link is still posted here somewhere. It sounds like this must be a new ED issue for you, so you might want to get it checked out. Plenty of underlying conditions will cause ED issues as well. I can get hard, and a quick handjob would allow me to ejaculate but I won't necessarily stay hard right through to the end. And just because I can ejaculate, it doesn't mean that it will last long enough for PiV. Furthermore, there are a lot of factors. Such as the weight of an adult woman ontop of me, and other variables, would reduce the erection. And for some reason, the moment I enter the cave, it just doesn't last. This has been getting worse, indeed. Maybe it's because I'm growing older with my disability, albeit I am still young, I am no longer "newly injured" and as above, there are other variables, such as my increase in taking pain medication, and also my increase in taking a few other medications (including baclofen for spasms) and all these meds have ED as a side-effect. There was a time where I just smoked weed and I didn't need any of those meds, but I haven't smoked weed in a year, not by choice, but due to work related reasons -- but also because it makes me very CONTENT and I've been really serious about finishing my education and getting serious about work, so I'm kind of on a break from herb right now. And that has its consequences... being that I need many more meds, which a few joints a day would make obsolete! being an adult sucks
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Post by jalapeno on Sept 8, 2016 17:32:57 GMT -5
I think it is time to stop feeding the troll hey, man. Honestly. If you have nothing to say nor add, just don't comment on my threads, okay? I am not into childish bickering or bullying. If I was a troll, leave that up to the mods. Don't post in my threads again if you have nothing to add to the discussion. Cheers, mate!
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Post by jalapeno on Sept 8, 2016 17:35:33 GMT -5
4 solutions actually Tape your D to a lollipop stick n get get drunk lol.
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Post by wonk on Sept 8, 2016 18:18:37 GMT -5
Keep trying to weasel your way out of the inconsistencies! There are so many!
A bit like your reddit story.
Maybe you could just move all your stories to the fiction section.
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Post by jalapeno on Sept 8, 2016 19:04:08 GMT -5
Keep trying to weasel your way out of the inconsistencies! There are so many! A bit like your reddit story. Maybe you could just move all your stories to the fiction section. okay, you can straight up, fuck right off. I have a few friends who are bald and they are really angry and lash out at the world. Is this a common phenomenon amongst men who can't grow hair? do you feel threatened because I am younger and I have a full head of hair? or is it because I have an active sex life? HmmmMMmmMMMmmm. You clearly want my attention. You could choose to just not communicate and go do something else, but no, you choose to engage with me. HMmmHMMMMmmmm in one of your previous comments on this forum you called yourself a "grumpy old bastard" so maybe I should just chalk it up to that? Maybe when I lose my hair, figure, and approach my 50's and life is passing me by as I sit on the computer and insult people, maybe then I'll understand where you're coming from? btw, my favorite simpsons episode is when Homer tries that cream that allows him to finally grow some hair. And there's a scene where he wakes up and notices the hair, and he runs through the streets, all happy that he got some hair. Do you watch the simpsons? that's a funny episode. Here's a screenshot. Look at him go! so happy!
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Post by wonk on Sept 8, 2016 19:48:24 GMT -5
Call me when your girlfriend needs both my bald little heads!
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Post by Mets on Sept 8, 2016 20:18:04 GMT -5
I think there's a very simple solution to this; you need a strap-on.
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Post by devogirl on Sept 8, 2016 21:02:24 GMT -5
If I was a troll, leave that up to the mods. Ok, you got it! Warnings all around. Knock it off, both of you.
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Post by roger888 on Sept 9, 2016 2:16:05 GMT -5
My apologies,I was losing the will to live towards the end of your epic story.You should research natural remedies a little further. I read somewhere that jalapeno chilli peppers(strangely enough) marinated in fish sauce was used by the Ancient Romans.With their reputation for orgies there must be something in it.;-)
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Post by Hopper on Sept 9, 2016 3:44:32 GMT -5
Tykes is right.
Even as someone with a fully functioning D, I must admit that most PIV frivolities have been very uncomfortable for me indeed due to balance and the pain of putting my body into certain positions.
Then feeling awful for not being able to satisfy.
But, the tongue is mightier than the pen.
So, gradually, the D is becoming less and less interesting to me.
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Post by lars on Sept 10, 2016 6:26:05 GMT -5
Hi, jalapenoI was reading through some old threads, and I wonder, did you write this somewhere? "Sometimes i feel i might be a sociopath or a psychopath. I feel nothing towards other people. My main goal is to benefit myself. i use people, mistreat them. lie to them. Nothing is sacred. No one means anything to me. i couldn't care less about anyone." I find it a bit weird that when you joined this site, you were eager to tell about your erections and how you're ejaculating all over the place. And now you have ED? The story about being stabbed with a needle when having sex was a good one, too. Which way it is?
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Post by jalapeno on Sept 10, 2016 8:26:37 GMT -5
Hi, jalapeno I was reading through some old threads, and I wonder, did you write this somewhere? "Sometimes i feel i might be a sociopath or a psychopath. I feel nothing towards other people. My main goal is to benefit myself. i use people, mistreat them. lie to them. Nothing is sacred. No one means anything to me. i couldn't care less about anyone." I find it a bit weird that when you joined this site, you were eager to tell about your erections and how you're ejaculating all over the place. And now you have ED? The story about being stabbed with a needle when having sex was a good one, too. Which way it is? read my reply to "tc123" and I'm not sure what that quote has any relevance to? besides, I've said things on the interwebz while I was upset and under the guise of anonymity -- during difficult periods of my life -- it feels good to let certain thoughts out by putting them into words. You've never hated yourself and written a poem, or a journal entry that had vile thoughts? PS. Besides telling of my experience; how was I eager to tell about my erections? and especially "ejaculating all over the place" lmao.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 11, 2016 2:57:48 GMT -5
I think Lars stretched your story a bit. Buttttt.... Hard to go from a raging 24 hour dick to a shriveled up one that can't shoot anywhere.
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