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Post by wheelieInCali on Nov 19, 2010 17:35:27 GMT -5
You should hook him up with the Nazi.
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Post by Emma on Nov 19, 2010 17:44:45 GMT -5
Should I have told him I love the chair but the man in it, is a complete and total moron? Oh irony - screw me! Good question BA. In your situation I probably wouldn't have told him that over the phone. He can just go on being bitter because what would have come of it? He may have then thought of you as freak or he may have gotten all interested and thought it was a cool, kinky sex thing and been even more into you. If it had been me I would have told him I was into the fact that he used a chair on date #1 (the one with the alcohol).
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Post by Pony on Nov 19, 2010 18:06:25 GMT -5
OMG....this is great stuff!!! The chair was the ONE thing he had going for him...lol And, he thinks it's cozthe chair you don't WANT him....ohhhh boyyy!!! I love this...this should be a Seinfeld episode!!
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Post by BA on Nov 19, 2010 18:26:23 GMT -5
OMG...this should be a Seinfeld episode!! My life IS a Seinfeld episode.
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Post by Emma on Nov 19, 2010 21:22:18 GMT -5
Has anyone noticed all the disability/devotee references on Seinfeld? Of course I can't find the link right now but there is a site the has a list of all the episodes that involved disability.
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Post by Triassic on Nov 19, 2010 22:13:49 GMT -5
'curb your enthusiasm' had a lot too.
also the movie 'very bad things'.
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Post by wonk on Nov 20, 2010 0:54:00 GMT -5
OMG...this should be a Seinfeld episode!! My life IS a Seinfeld episode. OMG BA, That is so funny, it was actually your second date which prompted my post. I cant believe what has happened since, well actually I can, some people are idiots
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Post by BA on Nov 20, 2010 1:42:12 GMT -5
Wonkers, I totally don't want to steal the thunder from your incredible nightmare of a date. I don't know how you didn't choke her across the table.
As for my date? I know he will survive! He told me he has a whole LIST of women to call upon when he is in the mood (but he's just been way too busy to be bothered). Knowing all about his little black book was a HUGE turn on for me. In fact, if I were to look at it through a Seinfeld lens, I would venture a guess that he would have added me to his "speed dial". I would have felt so special. Alas, it is not to be.
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Post by Valkyrja on Nov 20, 2010 10:39:17 GMT -5
LOL!!!... BA... he has the "ultimate black list of lovers" LOL and being in a Seinfel episode... which side are you?... Seinfeld and friend side? ... or other people side?
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Post by alibara1 on Nov 23, 2010 21:56:28 GMT -5
Hi Wonk, v. interesting and embarassing date you have had...the way that you have described...I just imagined you face dinning at your friends restaurant...OMG, but unfortunatly there are few like her kind around here, in Australia, I mean. I have experienced personally some of those comments...BUT I hope/wish you can meet the other nicer kind out there, specially if you go for the intellect instead of the looks...just maybe...
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Post by Pony on Nov 24, 2010 10:56:00 GMT -5
Any date I can recount is going to be anti-climatic to Wonk's n BA's, but I'll try to think of weird ones. Actually, most of mine have been good although some strange things invariably happen. I think i'll throw a few strange short ones.
Me and buddy met a few girls at restaurant, we start drinking with them...one is getting kinda drunk, telling my buddy there's nothing wrong with having sex if you have AIDS, as long as u use condom. Then she LOUDLY announces SHE HAS AIDS.....i said something (can't remember), she comes over to hug me, grabs me, tips me backwards....turning me over!
Date #2: It's Summer, very warm/humid night...me and a girl I had mett in the WEIRDEST way (her boyfriend dove in lake, paralyzing him my level c5c6). She reached out to me for consoling. We end up parking on causeway after beers at pub...her in panties on my lap making out, when suddenly a very bright flashlight is shinning in myvan....side door is open cause it's damn hot for a FEW reasons. lol It's a cop, she's grabbing clothes...i'm explaining everything's ok. Hell, i'm in wheelchair...she could've been raping me...she was on top!!! The cop is like....'Are you ok, mame?' lol
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Post by rebel6842 on Jul 31, 2016 21:38:20 GMT -5
Ok, so my "last date" called me today and wanted to know when we were going to go out again. I said "we aren't" and gave my reason as simple lack of compatibility, which is 100% true. In an amazing twist of complete and total irony (you can't make this shit up) he is yelling at me over the phone and telling me that "it figures" that I couldn't "deal" with the wheelchair. Now, as you know, this is a local person, with no affiliation to our lovely board and we went out twice, so I hadn't made my bold and ultimate dev confession. Should I have told him I love the chair but the man in it, is a complete and total moron? Oh irony - screw me! You should have brought it up--not because you're a dev, but because he was an a-hole *apologies for un-zombieing this thread. I wasn't even here then
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Post by rebel6842 on Jul 31, 2016 21:52:38 GMT -5
Any date I can recount is going to be anti-climatic to Wonk's n BA's, but I'll try to think of weird ones. Actually, most of mine have been good although some strange things invariably happen. I think i'll throw a few strange short ones. Me and buddy met a few girls at restaurant, we start drinking with them...one is getting kinda drunk, telling my buddy there's nothing wrong with having sex if you have AIDS, as long as u use condom. Then she LOUDLY announces SHE HAS AIDS.....i said something (can't remember), she comes over to hug me, grabs me, tips me backwards....turning me over! Date #2: It's Summer, very warm/humid night...me and a girl I had mett in the WEIRDEST way (her boyfriend dove in lake, paralyzing him my level c5c6). She reached out to me for consoling. We end up parking on causeway after beers at pub...her in panties on my lap making out, when suddenly a very bright flashlight is shinning in myvan....side door is open cause it's damn hot for a FEW reasons. lol It's a cop, she's grabbing clothes...i'm explaining everything's ok. Hell, i'm in wheelchair...she could've been raping me...she was on top!!! The cop is like....'Are you ok, mame?' lol As ironically funny as that is, Pony, it should've been obvious to him that YOU were OK. And that encapsulates MOST AB reactions to PWD's and sexuality right there...grrrrr
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Post by Kiran on Jul 31, 2016 22:00:40 GMT -5
BRAINS!
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Post by Julia on Aug 1, 2016 11:09:07 GMT -5
So this is why everyone talks about Wonk's Nazi stripper. It all makes sense!
Yeah I think I was in middle school at the creation of this post XD
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