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Post by Pisti on Mar 12, 2012 5:25:55 GMT -5
Here's a classic one: "Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk by once more?"
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Post by wonk on Mar 12, 2012 5:53:59 GMT -5
I had a dream with you in it last night! But you didn't tell me your name!
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Post by Lindsay :) on Mar 12, 2012 6:42:39 GMT -5
I had a dream with you in it last night! But you didn't tell me your name! I've had someone try to use the old "What's your sign, baby?" line on me. When that didn't work out he pulled the back up "Do you work out?" line. That didn't work either. My personal favorite pick up line is "That shirt looks great on you. Of course, it would look even better on the floor next to my bed."
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Post by ruthmadison on Mar 14, 2012 20:37:52 GMT -5
I have a friend who runs a lot. She said last week she was out running and a guy held out his arms and said, "You can stop running, you found me."
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2012 20:56:52 GMT -5
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Post by Dee Dee on Mar 14, 2012 20:58:25 GMT -5
We have this old one in my language, not sure if you have it in English as well:
"You look tired. Would you like me to carry your bags for you?" ("Carry your bags = hold your breasts").
Another one:
"You must have tired legs, because you have been wandering around in my mind all day".
And a third that I really like:
"Hi, the voices in my head told me you wanted to talk with me".
;D
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Post by Devoblue on Mar 15, 2012 14:55:26 GMT -5
I am sure I posted this particular story in a thread a long time ago but I was once at a bar with friends (guys and girls). There was a guy there that I was interested in and we'd been flirting but he'd sometimes act quite cold...so I was talking to his friend and I said something along the lines of "I have a really hard time telling what he's thinking..". His friend took my hand and slid a condom into it and said "can you guess what I'm thinking? " I've never had a guy use a line on me since that matched up to that one!! I can't believe that's the story I came out of my posting hiatus to tell! lol
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Post by Ray T on Mar 16, 2012 2:22:50 GMT -5
You are starting to worry me... lol first with the free candy van, now this... is there a hidden alter ego we should know about here Nick?
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Post by dentelle on Mar 16, 2012 9:48:38 GMT -5
Here is one that I just got from someone on a meetup/chat type place, I mean seriously: 'Hello just to tell you you have a million dollar smile Take care of your self Peter.By the way can I use your cell phone to make a call?I just want to call God and tell him he is missing an angel.xx Peter' Oh and the guy is married? ??
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Post by Corey on Mar 19, 2012 22:14:00 GMT -5
I have a friend who runs a lot. She said last week she was out running and a guy held out his arms and said, "You can stop running, you found me." LMAO! Haha. Sure it is corny but I have to admire the creativity.
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Post by Peony on Mar 20, 2012 0:30:30 GMT -5
The sisterhood will kill me, but I genuinely love this t-shirt ;D
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Post by radioactivepigeon on Apr 4, 2012 22:46:25 GMT -5
I am epically amused by the shirt.
My favorite pick up lines are all nerdy, like "I wish I were DNA helicase so I could upzip your jeans, baby." I don't know what I'd do if anyone tried it on me, though!
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Post by wonk on Apr 5, 2012 5:16:00 GMT -5
Do you sleep on your stomach?
Can I?
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Post by Ray T on Apr 6, 2012 0:15:14 GMT -5
One i read recently, Do you have any Native American in you? No? Well bend over and i can put some in you.
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Post by Ray T on Apr 12, 2012 1:52:27 GMT -5
Just heard a new line tonight on TV. "Dang girl, your body must be Visa, because it's every where I want to be ")
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