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Post by Britta on Jul 11, 2012 13:35:47 GMT -5
For a pickup line to on me it has to me super nerdy such as "I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U." "If I move my lips half the distance to yours… and then half again… and again… etc…. would they ever meet? no? Well in this specific case I am going to disprove your assumption" or my favorite "If I was an enzyme I would be helicase so I could unzip your genes"
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Post by Ximena on Jul 11, 2012 13:39:13 GMT -5
Rotfl
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Post by BA on Jul 11, 2012 14:48:00 GMT -5
"If I was an enzyme I would be helicase so I could unzip your genes" That's hysterical.
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Post by old_dumb_grid on Jul 11, 2012 15:30:11 GMT -5
Haha, I feel that nerdy pick-up lines will always work on me.
One of my all-time favorites, "I'd be the photon to your electron and take you to an excited state."
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Post by papawheelie on Jul 11, 2012 16:03:59 GMT -5
I always thought pick-up lines didn't work...who knew?!
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Post by Britta on Jul 11, 2012 17:52:56 GMT -5
Pick up lines work if you tailor them to your audience! One of my all-time favorites, "I'd be the photon to your electron and take you to an excited state." I forgot about that one!
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Post by old_dumb_grid on Jul 11, 2012 22:46:37 GMT -5
Britta, I have a feeling we'd get along well! Also there are many differentiation and integration-related pick-up lines that I just LOVE!
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Post by Britta on Jul 12, 2012 9:50:38 GMT -5
I prefer the biology and chemistry pick up lines. I haven't used calculus in almost a decade, I only remember enough to find the differentiation and integration pick up lines amusing. I guy demestrating his knowlage of molecular biology or genetics on the other hand, that is HOT.
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Post by hanabanana on Jul 29, 2012 3:54:55 GMT -5
My love for you is like diarrhea; I can’t hold it in. Hey feel my new sweater! Know what it's made outta? Boyfriend material. I put the STD in stud all I need is U. Baby is that a phone in your back pocket? Because dat ass is calling me. Best response to "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" is "Yeah, I fell on my face and now it's permanently fucked up." *insert blank stare here* hehehe. I found these on tumblr. But I have received the heaven one and intend to use that respond if I receive it again. I usually just laugh really loudly because whenever a pickup line is dished... It's just funny. I enjoy them!
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Post by hanabanana on Jul 29, 2012 3:58:36 GMT -5
Blink 182 lyrics used as pickup lines... The greatest!
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Post by dystrophian on Jul 29, 2012 4:05:09 GMT -5
I once dressed as Stephen Hawking for halloween and did these:
"You must be a super massive black hole because I'm really attracted to you."
"You've found the wormhole to my heart."
"How about you and me study the big bang?"
"Baby, you're eyes shine brighter than a supernova."
"I must have traveled to before the big bang when I saw you because time seems to have disappeared."
"You seem to have caused a nuclear reaction in my pants"
“How about you come back to my place and I’ll show you my Large Hadron Collider?â€
“Thank god Richard Feynman is dead or else I’d have no chance with you.â€
“â€Your beauty sends me to parallel dimensions.â€
“When I first saw you, I knew what the fourth dimension felt like.â€
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Post by hanabanana on Jul 29, 2012 4:25:35 GMT -5
"You seem to have caused a nuclear reaction in my pants"... Beautiful *applauds* those are all pretty wonderful. I want to see pictures of this halloween! ^__^
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Post by dystrophian on Jul 29, 2012 4:27:52 GMT -5
haha maybe
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Post by Ximena on Jul 29, 2012 8:22:11 GMT -5
I once dressed as Stephen Hawking for halloween and did these: "You must be a super massive black hole because I'm really attracted to you." "You've found the wormhole to my heart." "How about you and me study the big bang?" "Baby, you're eyes shine brighter than a supernova." "I must have traveled to before the big bang when I saw you because time seems to have disappeared." "You seem to have caused a nuclear reaction in my pants" “How about you come back to my place and I’ll show you my Large Hadron Collider?†“Thank god Richard Feynman is dead or else I’d have no chance with you.†“â€Your beauty sends me to parallel dimensions.†“When I first saw you, I knew what the fourth dimension felt like.†That's awesome.
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