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Post by wonk on Apr 14, 2012 3:07:06 GMT -5
This is a true story.. I promise!!!
One of my mates (super confident) will blatantly look a girl up and down and when they "catch him" he will look directly into their eyes and laugh!! Almost every woman has to know what he is laughing at, and he tells them, that he can't tell them, which only makes them want to know more.
Finally he tells them
"I was just wondering what you taste like!!"
He has an amazing strike rate, and is the only guy I know that actually uses a pick up line.
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Post by Pony on Apr 14, 2012 9:35:40 GMT -5
Although I do find myself looking and wondering often, I know if I said that, I'd be slapped down like a bad kid...lol
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Post by wonk on Apr 16, 2012 20:41:14 GMT -5
You've been a very bad girl, go straight to MY room!
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Post by Ximena on May 2, 2012 15:34:39 GMT -5
My favorite one is, "Girl, you must be from Jamaica, 'cause Jamaican me crazy."
Weird Al actually has a whole song about pick up lines if memory serves...
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Post by E on May 2, 2012 16:50:48 GMT -5
Not quite a pick-up line, but I have said this...
"So, I use a wheelchair because I only have one leg."
[girl looks at my other leg]
"... that's not a leg."
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Post by MarineAmp on May 2, 2012 23:48:34 GMT -5
That's a great one E
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Post by Pisti on May 4, 2012 2:50:30 GMT -5
Not quite a pick-up line, but I have said this... "So, I use a wheelchair because I only have one leg."
[girl looks at my other leg]
"... that's not a leg." ;D ;D ;D
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Post by wheelie88 on Jun 11, 2012 22:36:49 GMT -5
Haha I may have to steal that one E. Back in my younger days my mates and I used "I lost my number, can I have yours?". Suprisingly it worked more than what I thought a cheesy line would work. Another mate when at a pub/club would take the ice out of his drink when talking to a girl, step on it and say "well now the ice is broken..." or "how's that for an ice breaker?". Also this isn't really a pick up line but the last time I was in a club a girl asked if I could take her for a ride on the chair and I said "it's not free"
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Post by Valkyrja on Jun 12, 2012 6:02:40 GMT -5
A little contribution... these are some pick up lines you can hear arund here:
"I'm amazed by technology advances ....! THAT .... EVEN THE FLOWERS ARE WALKING!"
"For you I would become a pirate. Not by gold or the silver. But for the treasure that is between your legs"
"Your eyes are two grapes. Your cheeks are two red apples. What a wonderful fruit salad we would do with my banana!!"
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Post by dolly on Jun 23, 2012 0:38:47 GMT -5
Back in my younger days my mates and I used "I lost my number, can I have yours?". Suprisingly it worked more than what I thought a cheesy line would work. i'm not a big fan of pick up lines, but in a bar, after a few drinks, i think that one might actually elicit a laugh from me. A little contribution... these are some pick up lines you can hear arund here: "I'm amazed by technology advances ....! THAT .... EVEN THE FLOWERS ARE WALKING!" "For you I would become a pirate. Not by gold or the silver. But for the treasure that is between your legs" "Your eyes are two grapes. Your cheeks are two red apples. What a wonderful fruit salad we would do with my banana!!" val, those are just.... terrible!!!
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Post by Valkyrja on Jun 23, 2012 11:35:57 GMT -5
Yeah... Doll... those are very Argentina... guys use to say even worse things than that. LOL... The first one is kinda cheesy but then... the "pick up lines" (we called them PIROPOS) are not so good, they are way out of place and gross... and lot of women hate them!!
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rossiter
New Member
Still a paraplegic
Posts: 4
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Relationship Status: Single
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Post by rossiter on Jul 5, 2012 22:22:04 GMT -5
"I can't feel my penis but you can"
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Post by Dee Dee on Jul 6, 2012 5:34:05 GMT -5
"I can't feel my penis but you can" That is what I call gallows humour!
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Post by Max on Jul 6, 2012 10:08:23 GMT -5
*tapping my lap* "Wanna ride?"
You can make this one as innocent or as nasty as you want, depending on tone and a wink or two...
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Post by weallgotwheels on Jul 11, 2012 2:05:56 GMT -5
Me: What's your name? Girl: I'm Tiffany. Me: Oh wow. That's my middle name!
Works every time.
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