How to meet a Gimp

[laurasweetou]

I read through this entire string, I'm still scared to make an approach, but maybe... Lots of good advice and you guys are so funny, I laughed my ass off a good bit!

[Pony]

mrjefffurz said:

one nite there was this gal @ da bar with a major crop of great tats,,,,rolled my way to the gentleman's rest area i stopped & warned her about a man fitting my descrition was known to unexpectedly lick a grrlz tattoo....then i did it,,,(yes, tequila WAS involved)...when i returned she gave me her digits,,,like i said,,,great icebreaker...

...if i try this technique and i get killed, Mr Jeffy, i'll be lookin for you!!!

[Ouch]

lol...Tony...seriously, I don't want to wake up to a Fox News Report that there's some guy in a chair licking people on the loose.

[Pony]

.....or one of those high-speed car chases to catch the sick bastard licking girl's tattoos. I really do want to lick one of those lower-back/top-of-ass tatts, mmmmmm