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Post by MarineAmp on Sept 12, 2015 11:39:57 GMT -5
I thought we figured this all out. Aren't we just going to form a posse and stab potential fakers in the legs with knives to see if they are real or not?
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Post by hartmannwrites on Sept 12, 2015 12:03:32 GMT -5
I thought we figured this all out. Aren't we just going to form a posse and stab potential fakers in the legs with knives to see if they are real or not? *raises hand slowly* I've already put my name down for this all-important task, almighty posse leader. But what about the incomplete SCIs who have sensation below their level of injury? Shall I push them off a ledge and see if they land on their feet? And am I liable for additional injuries acquired in this case?
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Post by matisse on Sept 12, 2015 12:47:29 GMT -5
I thought we figured this all out. Aren't we just going to form a posse and stab potential fakers in the legs with knives to see if they are real or not? *raises hand slowly* I've already put my name down for this all-important task, almighty posse leader. But what about the incomplete SCIs who have sensation below their level of injury? Shall I push them off a ledge and see if they land on their feet? And am I liable for additional injuries acquired in this case? Yeah I wouldn't stop with just the fakers. Maybe some sort of cripple obstacle course, with a different type of Certified Cripple Card depending on how far you can get. If you can get all the way through, then you're just deemed an AB. I mean, should this guy really be taking up my spots?!?!!??!
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Post by Tommy on Sept 12, 2015 12:50:56 GMT -5
At my last job whenever I had to use the bathroom (I like to use stall so I'm not shoving a cath in my cock in front of a bunch of people) the damn handicap stall was ALWAYS occupied while the others were empty. At the office, whenever I urgently need to use the restrooms they are blocked by the cleaning lady, so there's that.
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Post by MarineAmp on Sept 12, 2015 12:55:09 GMT -5
We'd probably have to raise your taxes to pay for the obstacle course. Everyone already has knives, let's keep it simple and not discriminate. Anyone with legs gets stabbed. I'm just going to be in the back acting like I don't know what's going on and recommending someone call 911.
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Post by hartmannwrites on Sept 12, 2015 13:47:17 GMT -5
Yeah I wouldn't stop with just the fakers. Maybe some sort of cripple obstacle course, with a different type of Certified Cripple Card depending on how far you can get. If you can get all the way through, then you're just deemed an AB. I mean, should this guy really be taking up my spots?!?!!??! Okay. This is a legitimate fantasy of mine. A "Wounded Mud Hero" course...yes...yessssss... And, absolutely not! This bugger should NEVER take up your spots, matisse! As a matter of fact, he should be a gentleman and give up his parking spot to me. I shall return the favour by spotting his bench press at the gym LOVE his TMNT tshirt!!
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Post by qrios on Sept 13, 2015 0:38:16 GMT -5
Judging by people's tinder/grindr/facebook pics it seems to me alot of AB people use disabled toilets to take selfies in.
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Post by darthoso on Sept 13, 2015 1:15:52 GMT -5
I thought we figured this all out. Aren't we just going to form a posse and stab potential fakers in the legs with knives to see if they are real or not? Can the SMAers get a waiver? We might be a false positive when we scream.
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Post by Ath on Sept 13, 2015 12:33:30 GMT -5
I know you are making fun of it but you can't always tell if someone needs the stall or not just by looking at people. They might just look "AB" to you.
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Post by blueskye101 on Sept 13, 2015 23:16:49 GMT -5
Lol. Your so full of shit
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Post by Peony on Sept 14, 2015 7:47:17 GMT -5
Hi, I've been away for ages. Oops.
So...I can't believe so many people regularly use disabled bathrooms!! I've only done it a handful of times, most of them at a crossfit competition where there were no disabled or elderly people, and maybe another few times when I've been drinking...? I only remember the extreme guilt, and it's less that 5 times, ever. I still feel bad using the family bathrooms after long international flights (substitute showers and clothes changes aren't easy when you fly economy)!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2015 8:40:21 GMT -5
Yesterday I went to Ikea. But look what this conversation made me do. After like 17 coffees..you can imagine I really needed to use the bathroom. I went in and was terrified: all stalls are the same size and rather wide..not like the usual ones...oh what to do!!! If they were wc accessible it meant no bathroom for me!! How could I face all of you guys here on board? Unforgivable So I went out again..looked everywhere till thankfully I found the accessible one separately located outside! Phewww..it was horrible. Please quit the bathroom talk. It is so..exhausting Edit: separately located meaning has its own entrance..not like it's far away in a deserted area or so..
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Post by lucretia on Sept 14, 2015 20:28:57 GMT -5
I feel bad now, I used a disabled toilet a while back and didn't need to pee, therefore depriving the needy ... But I was with a dev and she insisted on a straddle (apparently she needed it urgently) so I'm not fully to blame ... An old dear was waiting when we came out, her face full of sympathy to the dev, she must have heard some groaning and thought the poor dev had to lift me on the loo The shame of remembering the misuse of that loo has occupied my sleeping hours for months Honestly, I think this is the best use...
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