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Post by Deleted on Jun 9, 2019 15:58:05 GMT -5
Would you consider an otter? They are really cute, but also really stinky
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Post by dave78 on Jun 9, 2019 21:09:18 GMT -5
Having spent hours reading wikipedia on rare and exotic pets, I've settled on the 'feminam deditus' or to translate from Latin the 'female devotee' A rare and most particular creature once thought the stuff of legend, not for the faint hearted though as they can be quite demanding, but given plenty of exercise and stimulation they will provide hours and hours of pleasure. Known to be very affectionate and like nothing better than to hop onto a lap and be stroked and stroked, purring happily and nuzzling in tight. Hard to be tamed, but if you can live with the odd scratch and bite marks, well worth the effort, but beware very few will take a collar and lead .... I live in hope ๐ Yup, waaaaay better that giant barn owl.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 10, 2019 2:01:20 GMT -5
Jeez Tykes, if I've said sorry for the bite and scratch marks I've said it a thousand times ๐๐๐๐คฃ
I bet devs are flocking to buy tickets to Yorkshire as I type. Wonder what the group noun is for devs? Or maybe there isn't one as they are rare and all unique?
As to the collar and lead I can walk to w-heel as long as I want to, otherwise can be distinctly disobedient. Now if I had a pet wheeler I would expect him to come when I called and to follow a few other simple commands..... hmmm definite potential. I need to give this some more thought, lots more thought!๐๐
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Post by dave78 on Jun 10, 2019 2:13:43 GMT -5
No, definitely not a giant barn owl.
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Post by Hopper on Jun 10, 2019 2:20:11 GMT -5
Great now I want one! A giant Barn Owl that is. No, wait a compromise. A Dev swooping in on a giant Barn Owl.
I would say that that couldn't be better but let's face it, it probably can.
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Post by dave78 on Jun 10, 2019 2:28:05 GMT -5
Great now I want one! A giant Barn Owl that is. No, wait a compromise. A Dev swooping in on a giant Barn Owl. I would say that that couldn't be better but let's face it, it probably can. A compromise? Yes, this would work, and then I could ride the giant barn owl too. Holy, have my cake, and eat it too, you are a genius!
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Post by Hopper on Jun 10, 2019 8:36:20 GMT -5
Nah, all credit goes to you for the giant barn owl idea Dave.
Had a look at Capybaras earlier. The sweetness of a ginuea pig crossed the the docile grace of a.....manatee? Yup, works.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 10, 2019 13:04:46 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jun 10, 2019 13:09:56 GMT -5
Having spent hours reading wikipedia on rare and exotic pets, I've settled on the 'feminam deditus' or to translate from Latin the 'female devotee' A rare and most particular creature once thought the stuff of legend, not for the faint hearted though as they can be quite demanding, but given plenty of exercise and stimulation they will provide hours and hours of pleasure. Known to be very affectionate and like nothing better than to hop onto a lap and be stroked and stroked, purring happily and nuzzling in tight. Hard to be tamed, but if you can live with the odd scratch and bite marks, well worth the effort, but beware very few will take a collar and lead .... I live in hope ๐ Tykes, you need to come with a health warning. This really isnt good for our blood pressure !
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Post by loulou on Jun 10, 2019 17:04:54 GMT -5
Since watching โFantastic Beasts: The Crimes Of Grindelwaldโ my Daughter has been hankering for a sloth ๐
As for collective names @tykes & @moonchild how about a โduranteโ of Devs (Latin For to last or endure ๐) & a pantheon of PWD (Gods) ๐คฉ
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Post by Deleted on Jun 11, 2019 1:06:11 GMT -5
As for collective names @tykes & @moonchild how about a โduranteโ of Devs (Latin For to last or endure ๐) & a pantheon of PWD (Gods) ๐คฉ I can go with durante for devs loulou but a pantheon for pwds? Don't want to give Tykes delusions of grandeur and I think worship should be a mutual thing ๐๐. Maybe a fleet of wheelers? ๐ค๐๐
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Post by Deleted on Jun 11, 2019 6:39:52 GMT -5
But @moonchild & loulou I am a God, so Pantheon seems rather appropriate. ๐ Behold, on the seventh day, thunder bellowed and lightening streaked across the skies, devs across the land fell to their knees, tearing of their flimsy clothing, heads uplifted in awe they waited with trembling anticipation as a mighty chariot descended from the heavens. Mist swirled and cleared as the wind raged around, finally revealing the God @tykes in his magnificence. His blue eyes surveyed the dev throng whilst a hand stroked a powerful bicep. Silence fell, lips trembled, heart beats raced and then the words most often dreamed about, the words of fantasy and desire were said with that most manly and deep northern voice 'Eyup luv's who ordered a ride' Ok I think I'm working too hard and need therapy .... ๐ Youve lost the plot ๐๐ Time for a nice cup of tea lol
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Post by Deleted on Jun 11, 2019 9:17:39 GMT -5
Jeez i knew it would go straight to his head. Sigh.....
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Post by Deleted on Jun 11, 2019 10:14:58 GMT -5
Yup! Can't live with em. Can't live without em ๐
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Post by loulou on Jun 14, 2019 16:44:28 GMT -5
As for collective names @tykes & @moonchild how about a โduranteโ of Devs (Latin For to last or endure ๐) & a pantheon of PWD (Gods) ๐คฉ I can go with durante for devs loulou but a pantheon for pwds? Don't want to give Tykes delusions of grandeur and I think worship should be a mutual thing ๐๐. Maybe a fleet of wheelers? ๐ค๐๐ Ok @moonchild perhaps giving @tykes a โGod complexโ was not such a good idea. After all if the seventh day went down as he described can you imagine the eighth? โAnd on the eighth day the skies cleared & the sun shone down on @tykes, his chariot glinting beneath him. Keenly he surveyed the vista before him, a multitude of Devs were scattered about his feet. Prostrate they lay exhausted following his ministrations, only an occasional murmur could be heard. Flexing his biceps he recalled the previous dayโs antics & exhaled. He had been overcome as the Devs implored to be lifted into his lap. Once shy they thronged forward beseeching him to take them in his manly arms. His roving blue eyes took in the sea of Devs before him & moving forward he parted them biblically searching for his First Lady of the day. In this instance it was the eighth day that was the day of restโ ๐คฃ๐คฃ I simply couldnโt resist a playful response so hope youโll forgive me. Actually @moonchild how about a โdazzleโ of Devs & a โpaceโ of paras? ๐ค
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