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Post by Armus on Jun 25, 2022 4:56:21 GMT -5
weird i thought twitter was the place where you dump the idiotic jokes that infect your brain like "bazooka joe bubble cum", "mobile suit condom", and "going to the bar and doing cumshots with your friends"
have i been using twitter wrong this entire time?
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lazylegs
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Post by lazylegs on Jun 27, 2022 5:36:43 GMT -5
Signed up as a volunteer for an adaptive sporting event next week. My motives were definitely 90% desire to see hot PWDs in swim suits, 10% altruism. Looking forward to it but I'm also kind of feeling like a creeper. Who doesn't want to see people they find attractive lol and if there is a little altruism in the mix, then that is all to the good!
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Post by Armus on Jun 28, 2022 4:07:26 GMT -5
count ejacula
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Post by Dr. BiPAP Sachin on Jul 2, 2022 19:06:18 GMT -5
Nope, I can't jerk off with my hands ya twits! Visual stimulation is the name of the game.
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Post by midwestguy on Jul 4, 2022 12:38:04 GMT -5
Signed up as a volunteer for an adaptive sporting event next week. My motives were definitely 90% desire to see hot PWDs in swim suits, 10% altruism. Looking forward to it but I'm also kind of feeling like a creeper. How did this go??? Did it meet your expectations?
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Post by Dr. BiPAP Sachin on Jul 8, 2022 19:30:07 GMT -5
Well, well... It looks like Elon has decided not to buy Twitter after all.
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Post by justmae on Jul 8, 2022 21:30:56 GMT -5
When you pull into the parking spot next to a vehicle that has an Accessible Parking Permit hanging from the rear-view mirror and really hope they are an attractive young wheeler.
Spoiler alert: they NEVER are.
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Post by Amee on Aug 4, 2022 5:37:11 GMT -5
The other day a woman on the street asked me for directions to the "federal ministry for disability". I could tell her that she probably meant the federal ministry for social affairs, which is responsible for disability issues, but could not help her with directions. Tried googeling, but even that was not helpful to what she was looking for, as the ministry unsurprisingly has different locations and offices... #feelinglikeabaddev
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Post by Dr. BiPAP Sachin on Aug 4, 2022 12:44:39 GMT -5
Someone had tweeted the following: Why do people get so weird around wheelchair users? I'm literally just a person sitting down.
Somebody responded: You're SITTING DOWN and MOVING at the SAME TIME like some kind of WITCH.
My reply to the responder would have been: So I'm like some kind of WIZARD, huh? Then sign me up for Hogwarts, dammit. It better be wheelchair accessible.
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Post by tujo on Sept 9, 2022 13:13:12 GMT -5
Rest in Peace Nerissa & Katherine Bowes-Lyon, cousins of Elisabeth II, falsely declared dead in 1940 & 1961, but instead sent to a care home, never spoken of and anonymously buried when they actually passed away. Disability doesn't seem to fit the "royal" standard.
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Post by zacc on Sept 10, 2022 1:20:05 GMT -5
A recent tweet of mine: "If I were the president I'd make all chronically ill and or disabled folks millionaires. Do you think you would vote for me?"
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Post by lisa on Sept 23, 2022 15:23:16 GMT -5
Today I got a call from a client of the company I work for. I had never talked to him before, but I immediately noticed his stutter. Since this is part of my devness and has been for a long time, I got all excited and a little aroused ;-). I've tweeted it before and I'll tweet it again: Another call from him today. Best 7 minutes of my work day :D. I tried my very best to be the most competent and charming (and maybe memorable?) customer service person ever :D.
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Post by Dr. BiPAP Sachin on Sept 26, 2022 10:40:54 GMT -5
A recent tweet of mine: "If I were the president I'd make all chronically ill and or disabled folks millionaires. Do you think you would vote for me?" I would.
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Post by Amee on Nov 2, 2022 8:18:56 GMT -5
I recently reconnected with one of my best friends from middle school. We went to school together from ages 10 to 13, then I moved away. She was the only one I stayed in touch with for the first few years (after a few years contact became very sporadic). A couple of weeks ago I saw her again for the first time in over ten years. And I found out that her father is a professor of medicine and researcher in the area of neurodegeneration and neuroregeneration. Next year he will publish a book "about the latest research on peripheral nerve regeneration and spinal cord injuries". What are the chances? And how on earth had I not known that before? I had met her father so many times...
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Post by darthoso on Nov 17, 2022 20:47:47 GMT -5
Who knew this thread might out last actual Twitter.
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